Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

the way to get along with people is to either lower
your expectations, or take up drinking.

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, the dreadful lock down here in the states is beginning
to lift. Florida opened its beaches, The state supreme court
in Wisconsin declared the governor's stay at home law illegal,
and bars were filled to capacity within 45 minutes. Here in
Michigan we are still struggling with our beloved governor's
efforts to keep us safe.The weather has finally started to
turn nice in West Michigan and we have had a
couple of warm days. The dog population is really healthy and
robust as many take to walking the pooch for a good pass time.
The war department has discovered that cemeteries are a good
location to enjoy a walk as the parks are rather difficult to
do social distancing. This is a good arrangement, However, Turk
the dog, aka Carlos the rat does not like cemeteries because
they do not allow dogs. Poor Turk.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

blind folded
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donated blood
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try saying I like cops
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thanks to Mike Tyson
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crash on my couch
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take the medicine
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da I want to get married
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a Texas restaurant
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a 2 pound box
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wearing muzzles
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save the cork
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what are you doing
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fear for her sons life
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A husband pinches his wife's arse and says: "Do you know if you
firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?"
The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing.
Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said:
"Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra?"
Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said:
"Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener,
the milk man and your fucking brother?"

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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell and crew take you safely to your destination."
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right -
is the captain a woman? I think I better have scotch and soda."
When the attendants came by with drink cart, he said, "Did I understand
you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know
what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

LESLIE NIELSEN FART MACHINE EARLY LETTERMAN APPEARANCE
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The Chordettes "Lollipop" & "Mr. Sandman"
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CLASSIC SCENE: Pulp Fiction
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Zoom Church - SNL
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Funniest Prank Call EVER!!!
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Kermit The Frog guest hosts The Tonight Show (1979)
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Craziest Movement in the Cage of ROAD FC
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Toilet Paper Commercial Funniest Ever !!
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Top 10 Little Johnny Jokes
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3 Minutes That Will Change Your Life
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Golden Buzzer: Dancer Strips For Simon And Gives
Himself A Golden Buzzer
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Michael Davis (juggler)
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked,
"Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude
and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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