[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Do the difficult things while they are easy and do the great things
while they are small. A journey of a thousand miles must
begin with a single step.
Lao Tzu

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
It has been getting pretty serious,
this toilet paper thing. We had up till this
point, managed to find enough for our
needs, but now, you know what?
we ran out of toilet paper and have
resorted to lettuce leaves. Today was
the tip of the ice burg. Tomorrow,
romaines to be seen, OK OK, I get it
Poop jokes are NOT my favorite,but
you might say they are a solid
NUMBER 2!!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble
tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could
spell disaster
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MEMES N TOONS

hey look
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pillow talk
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this is Sally
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feeling like a moron
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fart in her sleep
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give em back
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don't mess with the cat
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pay me a compliment
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a Halloween party
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even the dog knows
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they moved south
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unlimited Data
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trying to text you
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free apartment
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a question
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a palm tree

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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL

a little gag with a BMW

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Grandpa and the IRS

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what are you doing with the lipstick
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A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his
apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to
the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.
Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get
sunburn on his "tool of the trade".But, he was determined not to miss his date, so
he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.The blonde showed up for
the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner,
after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again.
He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see
him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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JOKES

Irish man named Murphy goes to the doctor
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sitting on the front porch having ice tea
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I'd give anything to sink this put
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celebrating the centennial
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having lunch at a diner
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a third child
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a group of nuns were traveling in a car
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believe in ghosts
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relationship rules
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they were at a restaurant of a pizza chain
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a very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner
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Morris the loudmouth mechanic
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why are you crying
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3 guys in a biker bar
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animals playing football
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

the atomic bombing of Hiroshima
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feminist sex positions
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dangerous tourist destinations
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Larry the cable guy
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2 largest wolves ever caught on tape
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insurance scams
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millennials in construction
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Josh Turner
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who talks to a raccoon
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craziest animal interference in sports
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Social Distancing - by Steve Stewart & Don Stewart
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0234.html

Virtual Graduation Cold Open - SNL
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The Ingraham Angle Coronavirus Cold Open - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0236.html

Trump Rally Cold Open - SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0237.html

husband and wife decided they did not want children.
She said "OK we can tell them tonight at dinner

Accidentally gave the wife gluestick instead of chapstick
she still is not talking to me

joined a nudist colony. The rules were kinda
tuff in fact it was pretty hard the first day

someone broke into the garage and stole my
limbo stick. How low could you go?
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

just sayin
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a new bra
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stupidity
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can't believe the amount of stupid people
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found guilty
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we're in a pickle
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a cereal killer
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she hit me
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don't know how to pray
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looking outside
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does not matter how well you can cook
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after 69
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not sure why
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romance movies
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the number for the shoe store
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0322.html

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