judge a man by his questions, rather than his
answers. Voltarie
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
a hanging basket
Trump's name
self checkout
metal music
lets get outta here
a baby gate
guess what
kidnapped by aliens
somewhere
when daddy plays hide and seek
not again
she hated to be left alone
remember this one?
adobe
the fence
To save money, I suggested to one of my grown sons that we all
live together in one house. I could tell he didn't think it would be
cost-effective when he asked, "Who's going to pay the therapist?"
—Virginia Davies
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JOKES
my daughter
Tom was in Las Begas gambling and had a run of bad luck
in biology class
a beautiful woman walked into a bar
the middle aged man was shuffling along
the baby is undernourished
the teacher was discussing starvation
q and a
what do you do
I'm a dove
The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called
the meeting to order. "Men -- we've agreed on a new deal with the state.
We'll no longer have to work FOUR days a week!"
"HOOORAY!!!" the crowd cheered.
"We'll quit work at 4 PM and not 5 PM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd roared.
"We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10 AM!"
"HOORAY!!!" the crowd thundered.
"And now, even though 99% of the roads in the country are blocked by
traffic cones, we'll only have to work on Wednesdays!!"
Silence.
A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean, EVERY Wednesday?"
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job ... ever!
The bar was getting ready to close, so John asked the
nearest woman, "What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"
"That all depends,..." she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
130 - Ton Colossus Takes The Air (1949)
What's My Line? - Shelley Winters (Jan 30, 1955)
Best Summer Fails 2 | AFV Funniest Videos 2018
15 Life Lessons from Peter Sellers
Little Boy Turns Into Little Girl Gag
False McDonald's Facts You Always Thought Were True
Superman Auditions - SNL
15 Funniest Commercials of All Time
Bulb changing on a 2000 ft
Labrador dog lounges in pool with baby ducks
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants,
a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says,
"Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
time travel
a fish tank
Molly's campfire
Greek mythology
concentrated milk
lied on the job resume
procrastination
a tip
bought a greyhound
trail mix
the plumber
sorry sir
my wife forgot
put on my shoes
bike for sale
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