sometimes I sit quietly and wonder if I am
in a mental asylum then I look around and
wonder if I actually am.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, verryyyy late this morning w the page.
If you ever notice mailing times, you will know that I
am an early riser, and not prone to sleeping late. Today was
the exception. I felt like I slept forever. Altho the funny
thing, I only just slept like for 9 hours straight instead of
the normal only 3 or 4 hours at a time that I usually get.
A good nights sleep. amazing. almost forgot what that feels
like.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
see thru
who are we
show me
the problem
almost
I will disappear
a flat earther problem
memory foam
step out of the car
up up and away
adopted
yo momama
sore knee
its too big
Two ants, a mother and her daughter, were walking through their
underground city.They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group
of protesters outside the queen's domain. One man with a sign reading "It's
time to GO!" spotted them and quickly approached.
"Excuse me ma'am, but do you have a moment to take a look at some alarming
literature and help support our cause?" he half-shouted at her.
The mother held up her hand and tried to pass, but the protester blocked her
and continued, "It is imperative that we evacuate the colony! Did you know that
the dirt we live in, that we raise our *children* in, contains magnesium and
aluminum? And God knows what else!"
Again, she politely but firmly shook her head and pulled her daughter along,
as the protester shouted after her, "You owe it to your children to evacuate now!!"
After they got some distance, the young ant looked up worriedly at her mother.
"Was that man right, momma? Are we in danger?"
The mother smiled at her daughter. "No, sweetheart. Don't worry. Just because
they use big words to try to scare us, doesn't mean the Ant
Evacs movement knows what it's talking about."
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JOKES
priest and a rabbi are very good friends
failing at math
they met at a nursing home
pregnant woman walks into a bank
a new study
do you know what I just heard
man staggers into an emergency room
oout of chocolate
idiot has a mirror in his closet
needing to use the restroom
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
burying the body gag
fastest gun in the west
know the difference between them
the mother dog and the baby duckling
growing up with a little sister
good golly miss molly
all my exes live in Texas
does not want to be in the family photo
A man is illegally fishing
So a man is illegally fishing for 2 hours, at this point he has a bucket full
of fish and he's still fishing, out of nowhere a cop comes in and tells him
"You know you can't fish here right? It's illegal, I'm gonna have to arrest you."
The man hides the pole and replies:
"Oh no no those are my pet fish I just come here every week or so drop them in
the pond and once they are done swimming they jump back in and I go home"
At this point the officer smirks, he knows he's lying, so he says:
Well then show me, if you can truly show me that they will do that then I'll let you go."
The man agrees and dumbs the fish into the pond, 2 minutes pass
The officer says:
"So when are the fish jumping back in the bucket?"
The man replies:
"What fish?"
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
A Mongoose and Black Mamba Fight to the Death
You Don't Know Jack Schitt
12 Year Old Ventriloquist Girl Gets Golden Buzzer on America's Got Talent!
The Andy Griffith Show "No PB&J Sandwich For Barney"
Tom and Jerry, 81 Episode - Posse Cat (1954)
Best Of Wild Animals Caught on Spy Cam | BBC Earth
Old NEW YORK in 1925 & Coney Island
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a rollercoaster
the old days
when you can't sleep
I cannot breathe
hamburger helper
the meat shortage
be good to your spouse
spiderman is amazing
a serviung of fruit
blessed are the constipated
calls th ecops
paid for her food
first day as a cashier
just spent 300 dollars
final destination
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