Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

With virtue you can't be completely poor;
without it you can't be truly rich

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

from:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
(an ASSociated press release)
State police have been flooded with calls regarding
murder hornets. However spokesmen for the law
enforcement agency says they will not respond to
invasive species calls. There are however, unconfirmed
rumors that they will be conducting a "sting" operation.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS
we should all write to our good friend Nancy, maybe
she can help us get a murder hornet stimulus check

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MEMES N TOONS

how rumors get started
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0311.html

an anaconda
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0312.html

the case for global warming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0313.html

she likes doggy style
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0314.html

he always gets so excited
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0315.html

being eaten by clowns
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0316.html

everyone out there complaining
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0317.html

anything you want
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0318.html

a class video
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0319.html

love is more important
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0320.html

your retirement plan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0321.html

haircuts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0322.html

would we be surprised
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0323.html

my squeky toy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0324.html

he had a gun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0325.html

rotate my tires

http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10a/oq0326.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0287.jpg

There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and
was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided
as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the lock up to see this
huge space with green grass and hill and trees
and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking
brown thing and ran up to it all excited.
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it,
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right - o, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost
exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you."
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."

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JOKES

during his physical
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0144.html

they eat dogs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0145.html

a dying man and the oatmeal raisin cookies
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0146.html

the first woman president
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0147.html

guess which one I will marry
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0148.html

visiting a primary school in Ontario
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0149.html

divorce
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0086.html

there was a man who worked hard all his life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0087.html

there once was a Chinese emporer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0088.html

the travel agency
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bdd0089.html

Margue received a bill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0090.html

install telephone polls
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0091.html

a box of birdseed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bf0092.html

peat moss
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0093.html

North Carolina to Germany

http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0094.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0288.jpg

RODNEY DANGERFIELD

* When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

* I'm so ugly... My mother had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.

* I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

* Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find
my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said,
"I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide"

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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL

bounce that bag
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0256.html

look what the ball girl did
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0257.html

that bird can whistle !!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0258.html

the girl drinking beer, funny
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0259.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

14 Facts About Benjamin Franklin
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0260.html

Walter is Crankenstein! -- Minding the Monsters | JEFF DUNHAM
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0261.html

Goofy How To Play Golf
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0262.html

Things you can expect when you get old, Leanne Morgan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0263.html

"Sanford and Son" The Best of Aunt Esther
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0264.html

dumbass of the year award
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0086.html

New Mars Curiosity Rover Pictures
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0087.html

Five Must-See Attractions in Yellowstone | National Geographic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0088.html

Lizard Greets Man like a Dog!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0089.html

Classic scene from Gunsmoke
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0090.html

Geese Protect Pig From Being Bullied By Other Pigs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0091.html

Bad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0092.html

On our last vacation, Mrs. and I saved some money by staying in
a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling
asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging
headboard from the next room. At first,
the amorous couple amused us. After five minutes it had lost its charm.
After ten minutes we were a
little annoyed. After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off,
as it was keeping us awake. After
half an hour we were incensed! After an hour we

were pretty damned impressed..

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0289.jpg

http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0440.html

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