With virtue you can't be completely poor;
without it you can't be truly rich
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
from:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
(an ASSociated press release)
State police have been flooded with calls regarding
murder hornets. However spokesmen for the law
enforcement agency says they will not respond to
invasive species calls. There are however, unconfirmed
rumors that they will be conducting a "sting" operation.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS
we should all write to our good friend Nancy, maybe
she can help us get a murder hornet stimulus check
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MEMES N TOONS
how rumors get started
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an anaconda
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the case for global warming
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she likes doggy style
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he always gets so excited
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being eaten by clowns
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everyone out there complaining
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anything you want
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a class video
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love is more important
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your retirement plan
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haircuts
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would we be surprised
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my squeky toy
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he had a gun
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rotate my tires
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and
was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided
as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the lock up to see this
huge space with green grass and hill and trees
and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking
brown thing and ran up to it all excited.
"Hi! I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it,
"Hi, I'm a zebra what are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right - o, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost
exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra what are you."
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
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JOKES
during his physical
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0144.html
they eat dogs
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a dying man and the oatmeal raisin cookies
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the first woman president
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guess which one I will marry
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visiting a primary school in Ontario
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divorce
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0086.html
there was a man who worked hard all his life
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there once was a Chinese emporer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk07/bd0088.html
the travel agency
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Margue received a bill
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install telephone polls
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a box of birdseed
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peat moss
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North Carolina to Germany
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
* When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
* I'm so ugly... My mother had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.
* I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
* Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find
my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said,
"I don't know kid. There are so many places they can hide"
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
bounce that bag
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0256.html
look what the ball girl did
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0257.html
that bird can whistle !!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0258.html
the girl drinking beer, funny
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0259.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
14 Facts About Benjamin Franklin
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0260.html
Walter is Crankenstein! -- Minding the Monsters | JEFF DUNHAM
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0261.html
Goofy How To Play Golf
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0262.html
Things you can expect when you get old, Leanne Morgan
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0263.html
"Sanford and Son" The Best of Aunt Esther
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0264.html
dumbass of the year award
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0086.html
New Mars Curiosity Rover Pictures
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0087.html
Five Must-See Attractions in Yellowstone | National Geographic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0088.html
Lizard Greets Man like a Dog!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0089.html
Classic scene from Gunsmoke
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0090.html
Geese Protect Pig From Being Bullied By Other Pigs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0091.html
Bad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov07/pr0092.html
On our last vacation, Mrs. and I saved some money by staying in
a cheap hotel. Just as we were falling
asleep, we heard the sounds of mattress springs and a banging
headboard from the next room. At first,
the amorous couple amused us. After five minutes it had lost its charm.
After ten minutes we were a
little annoyed. After fifteen minutes, we were just plain ticked off,
as it was keeping us awake. After
half an hour we were incensed! After an hour we
were pretty damned impressed..
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
spoiled children
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0426.html
call me
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life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0428.html
reach for it
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Lowes
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not what its about
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0431.html
I am so loveable
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its your fault
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tried to be good
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0434.html
before you judge
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you have four hundred dollars
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peanut butter
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the therapy dog
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm05/ja0438.html
404
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joint custody
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