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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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MEMES N TOONS

breaking news
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time travel
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why I pulled you over
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women love it
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froggy style
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you are upset and afraid
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what comes after a sentance
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coffee
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can't ride your bike
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big bird laid an egg
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your asshole
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trouble with my hearing
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tomorrow
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decisions decisions
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target practice
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A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics
is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's
collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God.
God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace the rest of our days." The Priest replies, "I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God." The Rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Morgen
David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the
rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands
it back to the priest. The Priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The Rabbi replies, "No....I think I'll wait for the police."

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JOKES

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idiots in the room
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a smoke detector
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my mom is a whore
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what professions attract women
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air conversation
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what are you making for dinner
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its been one month
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the icemaker broke
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took the dog for a walk
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statistics
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three men in a bar
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she started her own business
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the city workers
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the angry indian
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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Charles J. Sykes Worker:

"I can't come to work, I'm sick."
Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."
Worker calls back: "It worked. I'm better. You got nice house!"

Boss: "This is the fifth day of the week that you are late.
What conclusion can you draw?" Worker:
"That it's friday and it won't happen again tomorrow."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

36 Hours in Camden, NJ
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Man Shows Off Car And Bursts Into Flames
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Man Shows Off Car And Bursts Into Flames
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How Animals See The World (360° Video)
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Saturday Mornings! Remembering Early Television
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The Flintstones - Barney has to repossess Fred's television.
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How you could get away with murder in Yellowstone's "Zone of Death"
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Triplet Baby Polar Bears See Outside For the First Time
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Live PD: Poo Bucket
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Ocean Power Plant Generates Energy From Waves - Unlimited Cheap Clean Electricity
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Cop Shoots Cat Off Of Tree
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R. Dean Taylor - Indiana Wants Me
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Goofy Two Weeks Vacation
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The Tell-Tale Signs Of Aging. Karen Mills
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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could drive!

Q: How does every English joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart English man and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

a safety meeting
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because you are funny
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at a wedding in Glasgow
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nothing better than sex
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pretty nuts
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shye is overreacting
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coommercials in 2030
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lost my balance
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masturbate w soap
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in my shoes
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what it stands for
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Muslims protest
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dudes with the smallest
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in the mood
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you again?
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20.20 vision
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