"Money and success don't change people;
they merely amplify what is already there." — Will Smith
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
reduce stress
told you not to
fought off a pack of wild dogs
opportunity
what do women get
the volcano is dormant
everyone remembers
happiest day of my life
I'm fat
beauty
did you know
not ready for monday
then and now
what else
feel my sweater
What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students?
A PDF file.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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JOKES
my colonoscopy
baking a cake
the Aussie and the American tourist
a thousand dollar bet
Lord Nelson
Noah and the ark
an abstract noun
an abstract noun
an example of a moral
you have the wrong room
What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Spain floods: entire towns submerged after
south-east battered by severe storms
Miraculous Plane Landing on New Orleans Levee
Awesome Women's Fight! BKFC 2: Bec Rawlings vs. Britain Hart
Perfect Day - #Laurel & #Hardy (1929)
MADtv Divorce Yard Sale
Top 5 Military Drones in the World
Roy Rogers sings on Hee Haw
And that's the way it is": Walter Cronkite's final sign off
Oasis - Animation Short Film 2019 - GOBELINS
Best of Sylvester Compilation
Bad news from the doctor
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says,
"I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?"
"Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
don't know why
burn in hell
suck it up
old school
the human version
as an adult
the toolbox is missing
like an internet browser
back to factory settings
make no mistake
If I gave you a million dollars
condoms
cut sugar and carbs
all of my appointments
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