Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

wrinkles should merely indicate
where smiles have been
Mark Twain

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
So, after nearly six weeks of straight hibernation, I finally went out
side yesterday! Wow,,,fresh air and sunshine! See, the need for
clean clothes finally forced me and the war dept. out
to buy a new washer and dryer. Ours went on the fritz early on during
lock down and we finally found a place open that was willing to do
not just a delivery but also an install. Most places are only offering
curbside. But they were willing to bring em out to us and hook em up.
Altho I have never done business with them, I have heard of them and
they are ok. (hey what choice I got, right?) There was a day that
maybe I might have attempted to hook em up myself, but alas, that is
not an option anymore. Anyways, the olde pharte we talked to promised
that they would have em here on Friday afternoon. Besides, they are
Maytags, Maytags are good, right? So, what the heck,I can wear dirty
clothes for a couple days. Don't really matter anyways, If she
yells at me to put some pants on, I got a legitimate answer now, right?
Well, we'll see how that goes.

Had to figure on what to do about that paper check that Donald sent us.
Gotta get it to the bank, right? Have money to cover the purchase.
The war dept. did not want to use the computer to do a check upload.
(so she is old fashioned, it's ok I like old fashioned girls) First time in
several years I went to the bank and we pull in to the drive thru lane.There
was about 3 cars ahead of us. It took probably a good half hour or 45 minutes
waiting in line. Now I remember why I don't go to the bank anymore.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue.
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

another victory
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I can't wait
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what kind of mom
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if guns kill people
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now what
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anti virus
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stove is broke
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a demon comes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0236.html

faking it
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the person that was tailgating you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0239.html

a threesome
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0240.html

put a ring on it
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cougars
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the toilet
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0246.html

let her sleep
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0247.html

spankings
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greeting cards
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0249.html

a great healer
http://thepostmanscorner.net/tn03/tn0250.html

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0260.jpg

A married couple had a fight and weren't speaking to

each other for days. One evening, the husband leaves a

message on his nightstand. "I have a very important

meeting tomorrow that I cannot miss. Please wake me up

at 9 am". The next day, he wakes up and looks at the time.

It's almost 11...Wondering if his wife hadn't seen or read

the message, he looks at his note and sees a new note beside

his that reads: "It's 9 o'clock. Time to wake up!"
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JOKES

hotter n fatter
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0292.html

definitions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0293.html

a friend of mine has 2 tickets
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0294.html

Bob and his wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0295.html

sir your daughter says she loves me
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0296.html

3 cowboys sitting in a bar
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0297.html

what would you give her
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0298.html

at singles bars
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0299.html

goes to the post office to apply for a job
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0300.html

old man sitting on his front porch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0313.html

teenage girl smiles at a boy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0314.html

what does a rooster have
http://thepostmanscorner.net/jk01/jz0315.html

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets,

and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,

"I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge…no sir!
I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never

stand in another line!"

http://thepostmanscorner.net/gmp06/xx0261.jpg

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

funniest joke I ever hear
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0002.html

Niagra falls
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0003.html

Superhero party SNL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0004.html

The Deepest Dive in Antarctica Reveals a Sea Floor Teeming With Life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0005.html

Buses That Can Step Over Traffic - Amazing Gyroscopic Transport Concept
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0006.html

Why the UK Desperately Wants This Rock to Be Inhabitable
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0007.html

Maren Morris - GIRL
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0008.html

Twilight Zone - A Small Talent For War
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0009.html

Amazing WILD Animal Encounters
http://thepostmanscorner.net/mov08/cc0011.html

Heard my neighbors shagging for what seemed like ages

last night, moaning, groaning and banging the headboard

off the wall......turns out her elderly mother had fallen

and cracked her head and was knocking on the wall with

3 monkeys caught escaping from the zoo
http://thepostmanscorner.net/hm08/kc0046.html

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