Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of
being another person's everything
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY EVERYONE!
So Friday afternoon we had a delivery window of between
1 and 5 for our new washer and dryer. About 10 mins after 1,
I turned to the war department and said, "Well, I guess we
will sit here all afternoon waiting for the appliance guys..."
just as our door bell rang. They loaded our new washer and dryer in
the back door (avoiding any direct contact) and had em hooked
up and running in less than 20 minutes. They laid the warranties,
manual, and other necessary paper work down on the back step,
With a wave of the hand they split. All in all, it has been a
good experience, and the war department has been using them non
stop since Friday afternoon, catching up on laundry, and everybody
is happy except Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat, who really does
not care about having clothes or not. Well, after all, he walks around
nekked all day and it don't bother him none.
(the nice thing, the office shares a wall with the laundry room and
when she had the old appliances running they sounded like a Boeing
747 taking off from Heathrowe. The pictures of my grandchildren on
my office wall rattled and shook so loudly and they required daily
repositioning. This new washer and dryer is so nice and quiet.) Life is good
once again at the home of the postman clan.And, after dropping a
rather good chunk of our stimulus check you know what the war dept,
reply was? "So, what are you getting me for mothers day?"
wimmin !!!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
treadmills
are you ok
playground closed?
curiosity
who is he
helping my neighbor
a chick magnet
lower your voice
a disturbance
early in the morning
tact
a misquito net
before gps
he loves sugar
god was unaware
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
my thanks to all you good folks for your contributions.
sending me wmvs, mp4s, movs, and other varius and sundry
movies. I can post them on the postman channel and then
share them for everyone! your contribution appreciated!
Quarantine Song
do dogs really talk
the dog and the baby
mom and dad in isolation
the great escape
Three women are chatting, a French, an American and a Russian.
The French says: "After we got married, I told my husband right away
that I was not going to cook, do dishes and laundry or clean the house.
He disappeared, I didn't see him for a day, two, three, then he came
back with a housemaid. Now she does all that, and I just sit and relax all
day long."The American says: "Well, after we got married, I told my husband
the same. Didn't see him for a day, two, three, then he came back with
some big appliance. Now it does all that automatically, and I just sit and
relax all day long."The Russian says: "After we got married, I told my husband
that I wouldn't do all that either. I didn't see him for a day, two, three.
On the fourth day I was finally able to see something with my right eye."
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JOKES
depressed
short ones
Billy's elbow really hurt
taking golfing lessons
a bad computer
mr. and mrs Brown had 2 sons
playing hide and seek
you've been drinking too much
the cowboy and the snake
a kid in a candy store
A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys,
and promptly escaped from the asylum..
Next day, the headlines read *Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!*
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
official maskot
broke into my garage
a normal conversation
you really rock
camels
hey girl you awake
your submarine
the magic black hat
a randam drug test
in the forest
in America
cleaning house
look closely
do not disturb
my crazy self
My neighbour banged on my door yesterday asking if I'd
seen who stole her laundry off her line.
I got such a fright I almost wet her panties.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bill Burr - Why women are Assholes
Ron White Just For Laughs
Fort Worth Police Department High Speed Truck Pursuit
FUNNY POLICE ENCOUNTERS | POLICE CHASE
The Oldest Man: The Hot Dog Vendor
Red Green makes an energy-effecient car
Cheers "The Hot Blonde"
Cats vs Toilet Paper Wall
Big Dog Loves His Little Baby Girl | The Dodo
Phantom 309 Red Sovine
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