[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

never put off till tomorrow what can be done
the day after tomorrow
Mark Twain

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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MEMES N TOONS

came down with a case
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in the future
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back in the day
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lifeguards
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multiplayer
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create your own
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arrested for possession
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trouble finding food
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that's it
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beer run
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social isolation soccer
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rescue
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this is your pilot speaking
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bow hunting
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did you hear the new band?
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Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench

outside a nursing home.When an old Grandpa walked by.

And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, "We BET

we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can!
Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't

do it, he dropped his drawers.The Grandmas asked him to first

turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,

"How in the world did you guess?"Slapping their knees and grinning

from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison…

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

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JOKES

one day the phone rang
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lions started chasing them

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girl was a prostitute
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young Irish girl goes to confession
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the ten commandments
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so drunk last night
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a few minutes before the service started
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cat lost its tail
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Funny Jokes - The Flight Attendant Joined The Club On The Ground.
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Police & Life Instant Karma. 2019
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25 Most Amazing Ancient Ruins of the World
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King Tut - SNL
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Best High Speed Flyovers 3
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Did you sleep with my sister on our wedding night? | The Maury Show
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9 'Fear Factor' Challenges That'll Keep You Up At Night | MTV Ranked
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Blake Shelton - Some Beach (Official Music Video)
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AFV Part 265 - (Funny Clips Fail Montage Compilation) | OrangeCabinet
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Surrounded by White Lions
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing

their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,

"What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice

when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

not licensed
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heading to the liquor store
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skinny little man goes into an elevator
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Sesame street
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empty tp shelves
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always carry a knife
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crossfit
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if I was snow white
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the holy grail of dating
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going into the woods
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are you seeing anyone
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if your kinky
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the cop at your front door
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not to panic
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showing up at the bank
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walk thru hell
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