Society is always taken by surprise at any
new example of common sense.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Shout out to my friend Bob!! He said that the font
in the jokes is a little too small for him to read.
Well, Bob, that is prolley true of a lot of us,
at our age. Maybe these jokes will be
a little easier on the eyes. Our governor here in God's
country, beautiful Michigan. states that
our schools are unlikely to reopen this year. She
is expected to enact a plan that will make a "study at
home" available, to promote social distancing.
Given the bullying issue, and the fact that the education
system is struggling for financial support, I am not clear.
Why doesn't education, at least for k through 12, do
"at home education" of children already? With the advent of google
and the 21st century, home schooling should be a simple
prospect. Oh, I forgot, then parents would have to stay
at home, take responsibility for their children and
then raise them themselves. Never mind.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
bored
during the apocolypse
my mamma says
your smashing her
the same mistake
said she was clean
the biggest on earth
drove your pie to school
peanut butter and baked beans
get this stain out
is it bad
clueless
stop testing oour product
dancing naked
I can see it now
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It's cleaning day so naturally,
I've already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison!
Here, I bought you a calendar.
Your days are numbered now.
Where do fish sleep? In the riverbed.
What did one plate say to his friend?
Tonight, dinner's on me!
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory.
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JOKES
they ordered a pint
David Letterman
Morris the loudmouth mechanic
my wife has gone missing
when Stalin was in office
on Discovery channel
his blonde date
I like country music
killed on a construction site
2 blonde carpenters
in a crowded city at a bus stop
toilets made of gold
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
FISHING BY THE SEA
The snake-bitten meerkat's miraculous recovery
Waterhole Trail Camera Pickup
UK Border Agency Wages War Against Smugglers
Rescued Baby Elephant Falls In Love With A Man
Machine Gun Fire Support For a U.S. Army Patrol Under Fire
Deserts 101 | National Geographic
C47 military DC3 flown by 95 year old veteran
Police: 18-year-old victim runs over teen suspects after robbery
A man with road rage confronts an elderly driver. Then all hell breaks loose.
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What are shark's two most favorite words?
Man overboard!
If we shouldn't eat at night,
why do they put a light in the fridge?
Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
when you promised
birthday cake
your shadow
not sick
voice in your head
belly dance
wife cheating
accident
what it is
down on one knee
what you gonna wear
always will
2 cups of vanilla
opened the car door
masturbating
healthy relationship
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