[PostmansCorner] POSTMAN'S CORNER! (a delux edition! )

 


Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin.
Dwight D. Eisenhower


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
forget the crazies and the craziness outside. It's prolley just
the zombie apocalypse, you know? So just stay inside
here and laff with the postman. Its the only
thing that makes sense! Us olde phartes reallie
doane kere anyhows, right?

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working,
a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.
She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for  a while. Suddenly,
the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden
thought, and so he cautiously looked around. Seeing that no one was
around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.
The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but
some of his friends stopped by, so he told them about the previous
night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the
blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she
is the same lady. The lady sits down at the bar and orders another
Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and
him and all his friends take their turns.The next night, the bartender
is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends,
and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders
a Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop,
and everyone has a turn.The next night, even more people are waiting at
the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.The bartender, his
plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"She looks at him for a minute
and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"

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MEMES N TOONS

day five
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0511.html

the cardiologist
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0512.html

your favorite Chinese place
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0513.html

a normal lifestyle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0514.html

after a few years
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0515.html

migraine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0516.html

what I ran over
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0517.html

you work at a bank
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0518.html

just because
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0519.html

ask directions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0520.html

graduation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0521.html

a cupcake
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0522.html

complaint
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0523.html

raise your hand
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0524.html

omg a flat tire
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0525.html


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JOKES

airplane about to crash
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0396.html

at a small unversity
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0397.html

2 men on a fishing trip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0398.html

wounded pirate
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0399.html

the Spitfire pilot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0400.html

out for a little stroll
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0401.html

a bag of peanuts every day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0402.html

in a African village
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0403.html

what's wrong with you
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0404.html

name something
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0405.html

smoke weed w a nun
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0406.html

pulled over for speeding
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0407.html

James take off my dress
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0408.html

the investment banker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0409.html

a bear and a rabbit

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman get twisted at the
local pub one night and conspire to rob the local bank. Drunk as
they are, they try and rob the place but are too drunk to pull
it off. As the alarms scream, they leg it out of the bank and down
the alley. Hot on their heals are the cops, responding to the alarm.
As the three drunks round a bend, they spot a Cats and Dogs Home
and jump over the fence into the kennel yard. They see three burlap
sacks lying on the ground and they each crawl into an empty bag. The
cops leap over the fence behind them and spot the three bulging sacks
on the ground. One cop kicks the first sack and the Englishman says,
"Bark! Bark!" "Ah, must be a dog!" says the cop and he kicks the second
sack. The Scotsman says, "Meow!" and the cop nods his head, exclaiming,
"Must be cats!" and turns his focus on the last sack, kicking it
sharply. The Irishman cries out, "Potatoes!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

social distancing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0546.html

tortillas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0547.html

my next door neighbor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0548.html

a quiet day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0549.html

when I was your age
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0550.html

risks
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0551.html

dayquil and nyquil
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0552.html

welcome to Walmart
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0553.html

Joe Biden
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0554.html

save the human race
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0554.html

please cooperate
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0556.html

it exploded
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0557.html

the census
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0558.html

a mask and gloves
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0559.html

a new strip club



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