Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] POSTMAN'S CORNER! (a delux edition! )

Peace and justice are two sides of the same coin.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
forget the crazies and the craziness outside. It's prolley just
the zombie apocalypse, you know? So just stay inside
here and laff with the postman. Its the only

thing that makes sense! Us olde phartes reallie

doane kere anyhows, right?

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially

Martin aka the postman

A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working,

a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar.

She ordered up a Coors and sat there drinking for a while. Suddenly,

the woman passed out cold on the stool. The bartender had a sudden
thought, and so he cautiously looked around. Seeing that no one was

around, he closed up the bar, and took advantage of the situation.
The next night, the bartender was, again, working the late shift, but

some of his friends stopped by, so he told them about the previous

night and his good time with the blonde woman. All of a sudden, the

blonde walks in again. The bartender motions to his friends that she
is the same lady. The lady sits down at the bar and orders another

Coors. Eventually, she passes out. The bartender closes up shop, and

him and all his friends take their turns.The next night, the bartender

is working the late shift. His friends show up, with all of their friends,

and so there is a huge crowd in the bar. The woman walks in again, orders
a Coors, drinks it, and then passes out. So, the barender closes up shop,

and everyone has a turn.The next night, even more people are waiting at

the bar. The woman walks in and orders a Budweiser.The bartender, his

plans foiled, asks, "You don't want the usual?"She looks at him for a minute

and shakes her head. "No. Coors makes my pussy sore!"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman get twisted at the

local pub one night and conspire to rob the local bank. Drunk as

they are, they try and rob the place but are too drunk to pull
it off. As the alarms scream, they leg it out of the bank and down

the alley. Hot on their heals are the cops, responding to the alarm.

As the three drunks round a bend, they spot a Cats and Dogs Home

and jump over the fence into the kennel yard. They see three burlap

sacks lying on the ground and they each crawl into an empty bag. The

cops leap over the fence behind them and spot the three bulging sacks

on the ground. One cop kicks the first sack and the Englishman says,

"Bark! Bark!" "Ah, must be a dog!" says the cop and he kicks the second

sack. The Scotsman says, "Meow!" and the cop nods his head, exclaiming,

"Must be cats!" and turns his focus on the last sack, kicking it
sharply. The Irishman cries out, "Potatoes!"

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