welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So governor Whitmer ordered closure of the bars, restaurants and
most other businesses here in beautiful Michigan. She also activated
the Michigan national guard. (I'm not sure what they expect the guards
to do. Maybe they can shoot the virus if they see it?) There most
likely is one business that is probably happy about the gubenatorial
executive order. The liquor stores are not affected.
They are staying open ... So all the
drunks will have to go to the store to buy their booze and drink it
at home. What the hell, they may as well have something to spend
on them stimulus checks that Donald gonna send em, right?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
PS. You know what really sucks tho? Starbucks closed all their stores
in town! OMG!!!! NO CAFFEINE!!!!
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MEMES N TOONS
a big difference
that look you give
attitude
moonshine?
coming this summer
The Charmin bears
how bad you want it
come and get it
shipping it in
at the arcade this summer
her last name
you'll go blind
rescue dogs
washing my hands
sorry folks
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JOKES
2 women sitting on a front porch
Johnny is not paying attention
mother in the kitchen making dinner
Ghandi
what are you doing
2 eskimos
a koala bear sitting on a tree
keep an eye on my wife
golf balls
priest and a rabbie walking down the street
its snowing
man walks in a bar w a pet octopus
this guy brings his golf mate home
the Spanish maid
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
closed
meanwhile in Seatle
gor; scpit cpploes
plungers
farts n coughs
fast food napkins
area 51
until further notice
take a second
cancelling everything
sports
when you sober up
the world ran out
wanna find out
all the groceries gone
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Posted by: "Martin a.k.a. the postman" <martin7957@yahoo.com>
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