stay safe
stay inside
stay well
Governor Gretchen Whitmer
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So here is the deal with the movies. We are going to
give it one more time to try and get them right. You need
to let me know if the movie links in this issue work .
If they do not, then I will have to cancel the
feature so...tell me. And one more thing ...
About the jokes, you may be wondering why I don't just
post jokes with text like in the old days? Well that is
another hoop the publishers have. They will censure it
these days if I publish an off color joke or one they will
find offensive. However, I discovered that they do not
check any jpg images ....so, that is why I use that format
for the jokes. But after a couple changes, they are coming
out a lot more clearly. Publisher demands are getting
crazy these days, that is for sure. But then, the rest of
the world is getting crazy out there also, isn't it?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
feel so ugly today
don't worry
doesn't matter
after two weeks
what do you mean
ain't even mine
clogged toilet
are not as polite
about to find out
what did you do
world's greatest mom
watching the new
if you saw the dinosaur first
what did you see?
lock down
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A farmer's son accidentally overturned his dad's tractor one day.
The farmer who lived next to them so what had happened and yelled
over to the boy, "Hey Joe, don't worry about it. Come over and have
dinner with us. I'll help you get the tractor up right after." "That's
really kind of you," Joe replied, "but I don't think dad would like me
to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy
finally agreed, and added, "but my dad won't like it." After a big dinner,
Joe thanked the neighbor for the nice meal and said, "I feel much
better now, but I know my dad is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
Joe said, "Under the tractor."
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JOKES
Microsoft and Skype
there was this zebra
a woman and her little girl
you are a redneck if
an elephant stuck in quicksand
little Johnny had a black eye
woman goes to the store to buy brocolli
stuck on an island
the dietician
what do you want to be when you grow up
in the recovery room
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Shoplifters Caught In Police Blitz
Mickey Mouse - The Worm Turns - 1937
Cute otters intimately filmed by spy camera
Casablanca - Saturday Night Live
Cats Don't Like Things
Waking up is hard for a beagle puppy! Rubs his eyes
Buddy Hackett's Duck Joke
Toilet Tissue from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)
Bodycam video: Ada County sheriff's deputy has
hilarious run-in with group of turkeys
August 2018 Trail Camera Highlights. A Michigan creek.
Eva Hart describes escaping the sinking Titanic, 1985
Great Horned Owl encounter
Sock It To Me Joke Wall | Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Preacher Passes Gas At This Man's Home
A Really Really Big Bunny
Dramatic video shows Russia stadium collapse with worker on roof
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Old ranch owner John farmed a small ranch in Montana. The
Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying
proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
demanded the agent."Well," replied old John, "There's my ranch
hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus
free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I
pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the
half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90
percent of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week,
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon
every Saturday night.""That's the guy I want to talk to, the
half-wit," says the agent."That would be me," replied old rancher John.
A LITTLE BIT PF HUMOR
think with their penis
their salon was closed
2 of everything
whats for breakfast
unprotected sex
try a sixty nine
chatting in a bar
in Wuhan
little miss Muffet
Humpty Dumpty
many festivals are closed because of quarantine
taste like a rainbow
its a scam
four fingers
improve your memory
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