[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
you know, everybody is panic buying.
Toilet paper
canned goods
hand sanitizer

paper towels

The list goes on right?
I am just hoping they are
panic buying condoms too,
so these idiots are not
producing children.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

a throat swab
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panic buying
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on lockdown
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the originator of social distancing
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so you don't lose them
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stay away
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0576.html

look at mommy
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my girl says
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coughed twice in public
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0579.html

day three of home schooling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon10/op0580.html

careless business management
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I may be a mess
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I love you
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gardening w grandpa
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your heart beating
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what is it
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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was

sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you."

He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and

again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw

a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot,

"Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied,

"Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The

parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid

name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot

answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
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JOKES

3 women go to heaven
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you might be a redneck homeschooler if
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little Sally
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0449.html

Bob forgot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0450.html

self esteem
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0451.html

after his parents were divorced
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0452.html

had sex w my teacher
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0453.html

a very sunny morning in the big forest
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0454.html

Beethovens 9th
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9/ki0455.html

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?

A: Because it was soda pressing.

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

if there was a line
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0606.html

talking about home schooling
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0607.html

my husbands lunch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0608.html

think with the wrong head
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0609.html

a nice sweet guy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0610.html

lays in bed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0611.html

coffee or alcohol
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0612.html

threw that shit in the garbage
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0613.html

my 90 day trial
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0614.html

a green ball
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0615.html

a stone's throw
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0616.html

remember when
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0617.html

women are like bacon
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0618.html

1 large pizza
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5 deadly terms
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know the difference
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Wile E. Coyote vs. Trains, Planes, and Automobiles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0406.html

Interesting Facts about The Mediterranean Sea
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0407.html

Aesop and Son Compilation | Rocky and Bullwinkle
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0408.html

VIDEO: 600 inmates riot at Arizona prison
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0409.html

Violent Traffic Stop Caught on Tape
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0410.html

The Best of The Temptations on The Ed Sullivan Show
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Carlos Martinez - The Rose (Pantomime)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0412.html

Andy Rooney - Bottled Water
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0413.html

Roy D Mercer Tired of Workin for the Man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0414.html

Jay Leno Stand-Up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0415.html

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