[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

success is how high you bounce
when you hit bottom
George S Patton

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(an ASSociated press release)
CORONA VIRUS UPDATE!
WHO has announced that researchers have developed
a cure for covid19. Scientists have run extensive
lab tests and trials, they said the perfect cure has
been found. The CDC is expected to approve it for
widespread usage shortly. for details...
the corona virus vaccine

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we do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

property lines
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action figure
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you stubbed it
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is that right
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playing the lottery
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a duel
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home all by yourself
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the sugar daddy
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if women are so good
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spring is here
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your dreams
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Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Batman wears black.
Yo mama so ugly she made the Joker stop laughing
Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.
Yo momma so old she knew Nick Fury when both of his eyes worked.
Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Doom
Yo mama so ugly when she puts on her Superman costume people yell out Bizzaro.
Yo Mama so short she became a sidekick to Ant-Man
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JOKES

a few minutes before the service started
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the bum and the social worker
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Little Red Riding Hood
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blonde driving along a country road
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too much alcohol
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a blind carpenter walked into a lumber yard
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in their old age
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doctor and a lawyer talking at a party
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the Amish wife son and husband are traveling
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2 guys are walking through a game park
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a Jew is lying on his death bed
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a blondes office computer had technical issues
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dude is boarding a plane
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talking dog for sale
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What happens when Southern people can't talk anymore?
They go through withdrawal.

What happens when you sing country music backwards?
You get your wife and job back.

Why do southerners hate landlords?
Because the devil rents down in Georgia.

What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage,

along with a recipe.

Did you see the reality show where southern women do charity work?

It's called "Saved by the Belle".

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Neighbors' Window - Oscar Winning Short Film
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CAT FIGHT (Colour Special!)
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Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland's most beautiful Village
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Victims Tricked Into Thinking They Need Gas Masks
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DOLLAR STORE PUNS! | The Pun Guys
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

tip of the day
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a natural defense
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relationship management
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Silence
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2 roads
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inlaws and outlaws
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I did not survive
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people are asking me
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for sale
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back in my day
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falling in love
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dear teacher
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taco Tuesday
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choose my underwear
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send me one of your jokes
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