Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER [1 Attachment]

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on.
It takes a lot of strength to let go.
J. C. Watts

welcome to:

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

It was a bit of a discouragement last night when the

president extended the quarantine for a couple more

weeks. Seems like everything has been stripped away

from our lives at this point. Thing is, circumstances

only affect what is around us. But the important stuff,

what is inside? that cannot be taken away ... ,we still

have our jokes. Jokes spread humor. humor

spreads joy, joy spreads happiness.

we can do this.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in

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JOKES

a party for rich people
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got robbed while at prayer meeting
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why are you home so early
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a broken fence at the white house
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sent to hell
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Tiger Woods
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so dumb
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a cemetary plot
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how were people born
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3 women in a bar
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Donald duck
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a guy is bankrupt
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a dog in the bar
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a darkened room
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Yo Mamma is so hairy,
it looks like she has all the male members of Duck Dynasty in a headlock.
your mamma is so hairy,
she looks like a puffle from club penguin.
Yo mama so hairy,
when she yawns, she sounds like Chewbacca.
Yo mommas chest so hairy
her titties look like coconuts.
Yo momma so hairy
she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Things to DO When You're Under Quarantine (March 2020) | FailArmy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0446.html

DON'T MESS with a Snarly Badger!
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Rolling Cam Venice - The most beautiful Live Cam in Venice Italy
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Steve Martin's Great Flydini Amazing Magic Tricks on Johnny Carson
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0449.html

The Elephants that came to dinner | Mfuwe Lodge, Zambia
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0450.html

Charlie Chaplin - The Adventurer
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Funny Technical Support Scammers Hilarious
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0452.html

Mickey Mouse - On Ice
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0453.html

Police Officer Falls In Love With His Perp
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0454.html

Rodney Dangerfield's Top 10 Doctor Jokes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0455.html

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

I'm complicated
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0666.html

big decision
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0667.html

why don't you start it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0668.html

what the hell do you want now
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wash your hands
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0670.html

punching ppl in the face
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wrong
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0672.html

not afraid to use it
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0673.html

to do list
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0674.html

cherish yesterday
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0675.html

perfect shape
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0676.html

screwed up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0677.html

I'm special
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instructions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0679.html

my water bowl
ju0680

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