Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER [2 Attachments]

the way I see it, if you want the rainbow
you gotta put up with the rain
Dolly Parton

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
(an ASSociated press release)
John Travolta was hospitalized for the
suspected covid19 virus, but doctors now
confirm that it was only Saturday Night
Fever and they assure everyone that he is
Staying Alive.
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMEMS AND TOONS

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A man from Baltimore dies and goes to hell...
He had been a bad man his entire life and therefore the devil
made sure to give him extra work in the hottest fiery pit of hell.
After a week goes by, the devil stops by to see how miserable the
man is, but instead finds the man happily going about his work. He asks the man:
"Why are you so damn happy? Shouldn't this be miserable for you?"
The man replies "This isn't any worse than May in Baltimore. I'm used to this."
The devil, enraged that his attempt to punish the man were for naught,
decided to increase the temperature. Another week goes by, and he checks
in again, only to find the guy merrily whistling while tending a garden.
The Devil again asks him.
"Why are you so damn happy? It's hotter than hell in here."
The guy again replies "Summer in Baltimore is much worse. This is nothing."
The devil tries a different tactic, lowers the temperature to just above
freezing and makes it rain. Still the guy doesn't seem fazed. Finally, he
lowers the temperature to about 15 degree Fahrenheit.
Suddenly, the guy starts jumping for joy.
The devil asks "Why are you celebrating, it's colder than hell in here?"
The man replies "Hell has frozen over, the Orioles have won the World Series!"

JOKES

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A Christian Farmer is overjoyed to see his cow is pregnant
Not being in need; he plans raise the cow and sell the proceeds for pure profit
Time passes and the cow ultimately gives birth to two calves.
The Farmer is even happier! Rejoicing and Thanking the Lord.
He tells his wife, "God has been so gracious to us, when I sell these two
\calves at market, half the proceeds will be given unto him"
The Farmer's Wife commends his for his generosity.
One day several weeks later, the Farmer returns home saddened and reserved.
His wife asks him what happened
"The Lord's Calf died"

LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Thousands of Years Ago, This Was a Forest. See What Remains
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0426.html

Trinity River Passage (Texas Country Reporter)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0427.html

Garry Shandling Stand-Up Appearance on The Tonight Show
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0428.html

Full Abbott and Costello EpisodeThe Dentist's Office
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0429.html

Laurel & Hardy in "Double Trouble"
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0430.html

Ren & Stimpy Ranger Smith Boo Boo Runs Wild
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0431.html

The Red Green Show - Handyman Corner Bathtub BBQ
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0432.html

Just For Laughs Gags Compilation
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0433.html

Climbing 700 m above the Abyss: Stairway to Heaven in Austria -
This ladder is NOT for Beginners!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0434.html

She's Gone FULL VERTICAL! 🤣 | Funny Fails | AFV 2020
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0435.html

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http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor9/ju0650.html

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