a good laugh is sunshine in the house
Wm Makepeace Thackery
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Please just a reminder...
Be sure to practice your social distancing today,
take it seriously!
Respect personal space...
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Jim was off work in quarantine because he had contracted the coronavirus.
Finally recovered and back at work,
he ran into a friend of his who asked, "Jim, how are you feeling?"
"I'm better, thanks. You know, it was a wonderful experience," Jim replied.
"Wonderful? How can the flu be wonderful?"
"Well, I learned that my wife really loves me. You know,
whenever the mailman came by or a
delivery man headed towards the door, my wife ran out to meet them!
I could hear her excitedly
saying 'My husband is home! My husband is home!'"
MEMES N TOONS
shamwow
virus masks from China
your smile
during quarantine
genius
Tom Hanks
how is it going
Trump's cabinet meeting
the return line
your fishing buddy
first confirmed victim
in Jamaica
S'up
improvise
when ordering on line
more reasons for social distancing
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JOKES
a short line
a marine and a sailor
the Tenessee hillbilly
took his blond girlfriend to a football
an overweight guy watching tv
black boy walks into a kithcen
2 cats
2 factory workers
at the dinner table
man goes to his doctor
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A priest goes to the barbershop and asks how much a trim would cost.
The barber answers, "oh, you're a holy man, I can't charge anything."
He gives the priest a trim, the priest thanks him, and leaves. The next day,
the barber finds some gold coins on his doorstep.
After a few weeks, an imam comes to the shop. He asks the barber how much
it would cost for a beard trim and waxing. The barber answers, "you're a
holy man, I simply could not ask you to pay anything." The imam thanks him
for the service and leaves. The next day, the barber finds some gold coins on his doorstep.
A few weeks pass and a rabbi comes to the store and asks how much a haircut would be.
The barber tells him, "I could not charge you anything as you are a holy man."
The rabbi thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the barber finds 12 rabbis in a line on his doorstep.
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Walmart fail
live pd
the Blissful Serenity of Antarctica
guinea pig follows
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
not a gift
5 yrs ago
the unmatching socks
wipe n wax
the one who stayed away
madness
all those calls
home schooling
how we are gonna look
burn when you pee
got hit hard
a new word
theives
March
dog news
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