[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Whatever you fear most has no power -
it is your fear that has the power.
Oprah Winfrey

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The weather is nasty this morning here in beautiful
West Michigan. I look outside and thank my lucky stars
for a warm dry home. Being Thursday, I am supposed
to give you my weekly health report. There is not a lot
to say, no great milestones. But there are little victories
to count. I am still dilligently walking every day and have
built up to 25 minutes per. And I am still dilligently following
my low carb diet. Unfortunately, there are no more weight losses
to report other than the initial 10 lbs. from the first 2 weeks.
So, if one is unhappy with results, then you gotta change how you are doing
something. My plan is to gradually increase on the excersize. But the
good part? my diabetes is under GREAT control. Sugar numbers are fantastic.
And my blood pressure, almost perfect. Probably due in part to my
war on caffein and nicotine.  Only do about 2 or 3 smokes a day, now.
And I am gradually weaning myself off the "real stuff" coffee, by
mixing it with decaf. its a good way to do it. Overall, I would have
to say, I feel better than I have in a long time. its a good feeling!
For all of you reading this, take better care of yourself:
nobody else will do it better than you!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

bros
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z821.html

irrelevant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z822.html

my father told me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z823.html

swelling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z824.html

a new position
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z825.html

the jealous type
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z826.html

potty training
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z827.html

the g spot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z828.html

I'm bored
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z829.html

horrifying
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z830.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

USMC Silent Drill Team
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2844.html

Jerry Springer - Gang Members 1997
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2845.html

All James Bond Movie Theme Songs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2846.html

Funny gif
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2847.html

The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic.
Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers
to her mom, "Mom, can we go home now?"
"No honey, not yet," replied the mother,
"the Mass is only half over."
"Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish."
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On
entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
"They're Carol's."
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I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to
 begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day
he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus,
the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."

FUN PAGES

Virtual Vacations
http://tinyurl.com/b2796go

TV Character Personality Matcher
http://tinyurl.com/akyz7mt

14 Year Old Almost Wins X-Games
http://tinyurl.com/bye4kcd

Love Calculator
http://tinyurl.com/bk4ozs2

Had Y'all Shook Doe
http://tinyurl.com/a6avll8

 

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

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