THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Its easier to fool people than to
convince them that they have been fooled.
Mark Twain
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
THE COMICS
break a hip
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I remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z152.html
a committed relationship
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z153.html
head of the ethics committee
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z154.html
sour milk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z155.html
first one home
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z156.html
4 more years?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z157.html
going to heaven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z158.html
good anal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z159.html
you fell off?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z160.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Shanghai circus.
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an afternoon drive
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farm fresh
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girl on bike
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2581.html
A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR & SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE,
"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!"
SHE SHOUTS BACK "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY BASTARD !! "
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The Top Ten Country & Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I've Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman. But I Woke Up With a Few.,
8. If The Phone Don't Ring ... You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You ....... But, My Aim's Improvin.
6. I wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Still Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring, and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Glass Of Beer.
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is ..
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day.
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A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her
husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was admitted in Ophthalmology
- all we did was correct his eyesight ..."
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There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex.
So, they go to the girl's house and before entering her room, the girl
stops and says, "My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed
and I do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say,
'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it means
push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and have sex.
First, the girl moans, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Then, she shouts, "Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!"
Then, she changes back to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making
sandwiches
up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"
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Fun pages
AOL? More Like LOL
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43721&s=n
Cyclist Rest Stop
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=43950&s=n
Nature Sex Machine
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44134&s=n
Obama Illuminati G
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44229&s=n
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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