[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Giving opens the way for receiving.
Florence Scovel Shinn

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
The attorney general announced today
that they would be changing the warning
labels on cigarette packs. The new warning
is expected to appear in early September.
it is designed to focus on parents and
warning them of the perils of second hand
smoke...

 

SECOND HAND SMOKE CAN BE DANGEROUS TO
YOUR CHILD'S HEALTH

 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

5 deadly terms
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i031.html

working late one night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i032.html

my girlfriend says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i033.html

hillbilly ten commandments
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i034.html

lets surf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i035.html

a mix up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i036.html

painting the ceiling
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i037.html

happy endings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i038.html

Sorry Bob
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i039.html

the snowman goes to bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/i039.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Best Stand Up Comedy Ever! Mitch Fatel.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1649.html

Nuns & Sexy Stripper Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1650.html

half
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1651.html

the gunfight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1652.html

 One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough
rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild,
vivid dream of getting a hand job!"
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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One day, the doorbell rings at 221B Baker street. Dr. Watson goes to
the door, as Mrs. Hudson is away for the weekend. When he opens the
door, he sees a schoolgirl standing there. He says to her, "Yes?"
"I'm here to see Mr. Holmes, sir," she replies.
So the good doctor shows her to the great detective's study. A few
minutes later, he hears what appears to be the sounds of a great
struggle coming from the room, with panting and groaning.
Immedialtely his mind springs to the only available conclusion -
the evil Professor Moriarty, cleverly disguised as a schoolgirl, is
doing away with the great Holmes! Springing to his feet, he bounds
across the room and yanks the door open...to see Holmes, naked,
lying atop the schoolgirl, pumping away for all he's is worth.
Pulling himself up to his full height, the doctor sputters,
"I SAY! Holmes! And just what sort of a 'schoolgirl" is this," he sneers.
The great detective looks up, removes his Meersham pipe from his mouth,
and calmly replies, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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