THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I know you are busy racing around with
baking xmas cookies and doing shopping and such
right? so I shall be real brief on my comments
and we will get right to it.
I do want to put out a speciall thank you for
the gift Charles and Goldie made for the xmass tree
of the postman clan. These avid readers sent us
a most darling ornamental decoration of a Chihuahua
to hang on the tree. and its just darling!! My thanks
again, guys, everyone here loves it!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
classy place
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w055.html
Rudy Beethoven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w057.html
would you believe
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w056.html
heavy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w059.html
an old man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/w060.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Season's eatings
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1405.html
mental health line
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1406.html
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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but i would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael,
you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and they were going at it
for a while when the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider.
She does and they continue.
A few minutes go by and he asks her again, "open your legs a little wider".
She does, then he asks again, "a little wider hun".
The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. Till finally he asks again,
"Can you open them just a little wider?"
So she finally yells "what are you trying to do get your balls in too?"
He says "no, I'm trying to get them out."
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Excuses For Missing Work
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work.
The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to
my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.
I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour
Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday
(right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the
power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on
the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early.
My stigmata's acting up.
I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss,
who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy,
but I know we have that deadline to meet.
BUFFALO BILL
Talking Italian
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81829.htm
Tattoo Remover
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81830.htm
Rocking Horse Ride
http://www.buffaloschips.com/81831.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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