your mind will answer most questions if you
want to relax and wait for the answer
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
the next time I meet ag uy
get stoned without weed
what scientists discover
eating mexican food
grand pa told me
her date did not go as planned
lower your voice
today's society
the artist
the great escape
your best pick up line
school pictures
the 80's...
ist that a human
rioters and arsenists
This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relented and off they go. First hole: Par 3, 179
yards, very pretty. The husband steps up first and says, "Now watch me,
and do the same thing." He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the green with
about 30 feet to the cup. The wife steps up, drills it, hooks it, and it
ricochets off a tree, bounces off a rock and rolls up onto the green and
drops into the cup. The husband looks at this, and says, "OK, now you
know how to play, let's go home."
My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent
on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!
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JOKES
Sam Gold made an appointment with a urologist
they took their son to a nude beach
Joey was in a bar
George Bush and Bill Clinton
in the elevator
3 scientists and a elephant
a woman with eight children
if you need to pray at work
the plane was making a fueling stop
feel sorry for people who do not drink
marriage broker goes to see Mr. Cohen
don't know what is happening
Mary and Jill
3 women were talking about their sex lives
q and a
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Show 2 Pat Morita
Best Cheesecake Moments on The Golden Girls
Childhood Memories, 1960's & 70's
Sheep gets revenge on cat
Headlines Jay Leno 2006
The Funniest Outtakes and Off Script Moments | Mrs Brown's Boys
Police take wrong-way driver crash on purpose to protect others
Sheriff: Shootout between 79-year-old military veteran,
gun shop burglars ends with 1 dead
How to REALLY clear a room
Tommy Cooper - The Duck Trick and more
Bewitched Pilot Episode
Baby Rufous Hummingbird
Immigrant Tale - SNL
Monty Python- Cheese Shop
Animated Short Film: "Flower in the Subway"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the ancestry site
went to the bank
does not want to wear a condom
stairway to heaven
you are getting old when
mountain climbing
went line dancing last night
to make an octopus laugh
the cigarette tax
she made an appointment
your cat does not care
already full of crap
dear vegans
take you to a party
went jogging in flip flops
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