"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference
is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
– Anton Chekhov
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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JOKES
one liners
asked this girl to a movie with me
2 Texans and a cajun
move your car
how is your history paper coming along
a bag over his head
It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date,
Peggy Sue.Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and
a duck tail hairdo.When he goes to the front door,
Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in."Peggy Sue's
not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"
He says. "That's cool."Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby
what they are planning to do.Bobby replies politely that
they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a
drive-in-movie.Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't
you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says
"Whaaaat?""Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "We
know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why,
she'd screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes
light up and smiles from ear to ear.Immediately, he has
revised the plans for the evening.A few minutes later,
Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her
saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation,
Bobby escorts his date out the front door
while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids,"
with a small wink for Bobby.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
Peggy Sue rushes back into thehouse, slams the door
behind her and screams at her father:
"Dammit, Daddy! The Twist!!! It's called The Twist!"
Q: Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms?
A: So they can tell their fathers that their
boyfriends are cumming into money!
A couple checked into the famous Breakers Hotel in
Palm Beach. After a day of drinking and golf, mostly drinking,
the man returned to his luxury suite one night to find
his girlfriend lying naked in bed.His eyes went wide and
he began to strip, only to stop suddenly when he saw
a cigar in the ashtray beside the bed."All right,"
he demanded, "I'll kill you unless you tell me
where the cigar came from!"
A muffled voice came from under the bed, "Havana."
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready
for work when the husband looked at his wife and said,
"I gotta have you!"He backed her up against the
bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her.
He knew he was doing great because she screamed and
wiggled more than she ever had before.
When he finished, he started putting his clothes
back on and when he noticed his
wife still writhing against the door he said,
"That was the best, honey. You've never moved
like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"
His wife replies, "No, no. I'll be OK once
I can get the doorknob out of my arse."
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.
They decided to become
?American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
?Bu - called himself "Buck"
?Chu called himself "Chuck"
?and Fu had to go back to China.
An Irishman is walking down the street when a
prostitute approaches him.
"Hey," she says, Do ya fancy a bit o' this?
She lifts her skirt to reveal crotch less panties.
"Screw that!" says the Irishman,
"Have you seen what it's done to your knickers?"
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MEMES N TOONS
assault
the stock market
I googled it
in my country
Harvey's cigars
eye test for men
dear lord
church notice
an impure thot
I'm in room 420
made for each other
the cops
Gordon Ramsey
how you like it
ppl in sleeping bags
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
My fiancée cheated. (Texting Story)
Act of Kindness and Goodwill
Swordfish stuck in off shore oil rig
SPECTACULAR Soviet Mikoyan MiG-29 OVT VECTORED THRUST
Michael McIntyre - Funniest Joke EVER
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
wife says
the best moments
book on marriage says
juice cleanse
new hearing aid
rsvp
lost in the woods
what time is it
remember when you were a kid
win some
honest
my problems
life is too short
creepy
having sex for money
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