Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
mother
911 what is your emergency
hsuband squeezes my thigh
don't suck dick
guess her age
rare picture
are you drunk
I will find you
somebody should tell her
woke up
eat right stay fit
lap dancing
hooked on crack
online dating
computer repair
Q: Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
A: It's not very bright, but it spreads easy.
Bernie and Esther were not the most religious Jews and in
fact they really only went to Temple once a year.
As they were leaving the Temple, the Rabbi said,
"Bernie, it sure would be nice to see you and Esther here
more than once a year!"
"I know," replied Bernie,
"but at least we keep the Ten Commandments."
"That's great," the Rabbi said.
"I'm glad to hear that you keep the Commandments."
"Yep," Bernie said proudly,
"Esther keeps six of them and I keep the other four."
Mom: Your son brought a note home from school today.
Dad: What did it say?
Mom: They want a written excuse for his presence.
A fellow met his friend, a notorious horseplayer, on the street.
The guy looked like he'd just lost his best friend.
?"Why so sad?" he was asked.
?"I had a hundred dollars stashed away to bet on
the ponies today," the gambler said,
"but my wife found it and blew it all on the rent and groceries!"
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JOKES
a drunk guy and a very buxom lady
my blind uncle
out drinking again
avoiding her parents
the godfather and the bookkeeper
the first morning of their honey moon
all the money I had
the elephant and the ant
the indian the hunter
she is pretty
his wife and his mistress
my blind uncle
the clerk at the ice cream shop
the farmer and the attorney
they play golf every Saturday
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Women Tries To Drive Off In Her Jeep Whilst Tow
Truck Has Her Up In The Air.
man frees wolf from fence
Hiking Half Dome, Yosemite National Park, USA
This Is Parris Island (1970)
Argentina, travelling on the Patagonian express
LOONEY TUNES DAFFY DUCK
George Carlin prisons
Tiger
INCIDENTS - Dropping Bombs FAILS
Firework Fails
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
Texas motorcycle saddle
different stories
the rainbow
a misunderstanding
bed bugs
park like shit
a meat baby
you may want to sit down
I sleep better when naked
you can tell a lot about a man
parenting
please read slowly
truth of the century
her first kill
the best form
A married man was having an affair with his secretary
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off
for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep
and awoke at around 8 p.m.As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman
to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.>
Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with
my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
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