[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned,
so as to have the life that is waiting for us.
E. M. Forster


welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

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Really good ones today!

Enjoy!

Martin

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MEMES N TOONS

you never do it anymore
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for health and safety reasons
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a nice ham
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a lost wolf
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stop making me laugh
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when you looked hard
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a father son relationship
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doctors appntmnt
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here lies Sam
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a one liner
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laughing at my own joke
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keep it in the jug
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mountains
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the menu
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time flies
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A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of whom, Gregory, had just started school.
I told my nephew in Florida I couldn't believe he was going back to school.
I asked what his mother would do all day now that he was in school.
"Cartwheels," he answered.

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor!

What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers!

Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes!

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) Intro Chase
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Timeline: 1980 - A Look Back at the Year 1980
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This Is What Will Happen in the Next Billion Years
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The Honeymooners: Ralph and Alice argue over the Mambo
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Lady A - Champagne Night (From Songland)
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Big Bernard Gets a Spanking - SNL
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Ren and Stimpy : Insane ren
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Cutest Puppy Compilation 2018 | Funny Pet Videos
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try Not To Laugh | 420 Jokes | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy
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World's smallest cat  BBC
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JOKES

Mickey Mouse
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can't come in today
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the time traveler
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a new supermarket
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depressing pickup lines
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a hurricane in a small town
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a lot of new toys lately
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want to visit Europe
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Betty prepared a pasta dish for a party
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fix a broken fence
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

guts n balls
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having a daughter
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after all these years
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a magic tree
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vodka
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just before you die
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sleep better naked
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gender neutral
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Finland
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laughter
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mass and weight
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a roomful of couples
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investing in stocks
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give me patience
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stupid
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