"Sanity is the Playground for the Unimaginative"
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
what's your name
isolation
how to kill the virus
drinking beer
where people love everyone
a message from the other side
give her an orgasm
we hit bedrock
don't be an asshole
no wings
just how much
animals love to eat it
went for a walk
there I was in Viet Nam
a minor earthquake
Two blonde gals went together to play the slot machines at the casino.
Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to
the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other.
Connie quickly lost all her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited
and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she finally saw Lori coming toward her,
carrying this huge sack of coins. "Hey, Connie," said Lori, "how'd you do?"
"Not very good," came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
Lori said, "You should have been with me...did I ever find a good machine! It's way in the back.
Come! I'll show it to you...you can't lose! Ever time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"
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JOKES
3 groups spend other peoples money
drunk stumbles out of a bar
they were discussing their daughters
big boobs and a small box
40 acres for sale
2 friends are out drinking
handy tips for life
new years resolutions for pets
great quotes of humor
went to see the doctor
Texas wisdom
farmer in the bar getting drunk
thoughts for the day
someone stole my wig
some years ago in a rural town in Spain
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave.
One day, the two were enjoying a strong drink in the local saloon, when a
man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians, last week they
burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children."
He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one
thousand dollars." The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of
the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when
suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.
The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine.
The two blondes made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife
to claim their trophy. Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this."
Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy." Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really
think you should look at this." Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand
dollars in my hand." But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.
Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh my God, we're going to be millionaires!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best Gym Fails - Hot Girls and Idiots
Little Rascals Spooky Hooky (1936)
Carrier Pilots Takeoff & Land • Cockpit View
The Golden Girls - The Best of Season 1 pt. 1
Everybody Loves Raymond - Funniest Moments
Top 10 Television Sitcoms of the 1990s
Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin
Gettysburg 150th - Pickett's Charge (Civil War Reenactment)
15 Scariest Natural Phenomena recorded on Camera - Video Compilation!!
Funny Dog Photos That Are The Best Remedy For Sadness
US F-14 Tomcats VS Libyan Mig-23 Floggers
The Marsh Pride Encounter a Hippo | Savage Kingdom: Uprising
Best of Times
Pie Fight Clip - #Laurel & #Hardy
New Segment! What's Wrong with These Signs? Signs
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
so I got pulled over
who walks into your life
some things are better left unsaid
me and my bed
looking for the remote
voice in the back of your head
without coffee
haven't decided
look directly at someone
problems or solutions
the excorcist
the antiques roadshow
a new apartment
you pulled out
sometimes I wonder
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