Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current;
no sooner is a thing brought to sight than it is swept by and another
takes its place, and this too will be swept away. Marcus Aurelius
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Elmer Fudd
your airbags
when you meet her in person
who is a man
social distancing
regular sick
farted at work today
money can't buy you happyness
finally alone
what you doin time for
missed it
laughter is the best medicine
go back to my place
too much weed
you're a sick bastard
A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames,
and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said, "Since you have
died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven."
The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to
God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person
can't decide on what to wish for, so he ends up wishing for the same thing.
At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next
couple, seeing how utterly wondrous the two have become, make their wish to
become beautiful also, and the man at the end laughs even louder. One after
another, the people wish for the same thing. The closer God gets to the end of
the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks
"What is your wish my son?" The man says, "Make them all ugly again!"
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JOKES
Benny Hill
little Johnny comes down to breakfast
the fly at the river
the 10 most important people in a woman's life
holy mother full of grace
fast food jokes
wife was in bed with her lover
went to see the doctor
having a hard time picking up chicks
the blind man who decided to visit Texas
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and
just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet,
and a caste from his three boyfriends.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
TOMBED - Western Short Film
Three Little Pigs Like You've Never Heard Before. John Branyan
Top 100 Best Car Crashes Of 2019
Fluffy Goes To India | Gabriel Iglesias
Michigan Police Officer Saves Choking Baby
Throwback Thursday: Secrets From The Set Of Magic Mike | Gabriel Iglesias
Groucho Marx King Of the Comeback, Insult, and One Liners
Funny Jokes That Make You Laugh, Jokes To Tell Friends.
cat and deer
top 10 best commercials of all time
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
throughthe internet
someone who is responsible
old age
my psychiatrist
mouthwash
wanna be a billionaire
A Scotsman was on holiday
twinkle twinkle
sitting on your face
men claim
talking dirty
the waiter is coming
your flexibility
at the store today
hand sanitizer
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