"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on."
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
kught and dark
Karl Marx
never take pictures
bad news
we only live once
impossible
if it works
green hose cocktail
what's your talent
this pot
argue about anything
spam
potato soup
grow my own
take forever
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JOKES
my wife says
I call my husband
I've lost my girlfriend
Jack was to be married to Jill
one summer a few years ago
the first night of a newlywed couple
In Atlantic City
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother
Gene Splicing Now A Reality
A guy is going on an ocean cruise
Ada was slowly recovering from a heart attack
the fireman and the brunette
Dan's mother and the parrot
When our second child was on the way,
pull over
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a
heart attack!"Help me, dear," she groans to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter,
and lines up his putt.His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
"I'm dying here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole
and he's coming to help you."Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Carmen Calls A Homewrecker
German Shepherd Experiences Snow for the First Time and Barks at it
Into the Wild | Everything That Went Wrong for Chris McCandless
Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Will Ferrell vs. Mark Wahlberg | All Def
Baby Raccoon's First Swim Lesson!
Old Lady's Violent Fart Destroys Porta-Potty
Feed Me - Simon's Cat | SHORTS #28
Winter Snow Storm in Toronto Suburban area
Anxiety - Short Film
NRA Karen!
It was the usual scene in the City's Night Court, the Police had
rounded up the usual collection of street walkers and brought
them before the Judge; three stood before him, all arrested on
the same corner. He asked the first lady what she had to say for herself.
The woman was irate, "I don't know what all this is about your
Honor. I'm a college student doing research for a term paper."
The Judge sighed and said, "Well, Miss, I would have thought
you'd done enough research' by now. My computer says you
have two prior convictions. Thirty days and $250 fine."
He then turned to the second lady and requested her to testify.
The woman began crying softly and said, "Judge, I am just a
housewife out getting a pack of cigarettes for my husband. I have no idea why I was arrested."
This time, the Judge shook his head and said, "Well, young lady,
the officer tells me that he saw you had a stack of bills along
with the cigarettes to your 'husband' in his new Cadillac.
Thirty days and $250 fine." He turned to the last of the trio and asked her occupation.
The woman said simply, "I'm a hooker."
Refreshed at her honesty, the Judge laughed and said, "How's business?"
She sneered and replied, Terrible Judge, with all these students
and housewives around, I can't turn a single trick."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the excorsict
guy on a motorcycle
almost time for bed
working for four hours
a real mouthful
payday candy bar
covid or no covid
a house cat
Jehovas witnesses
Alexa
Lord Nelson
some states
in this society
no one expected me
karma
I am selling my pet python on eBay, some guy just called me and asked,
"Is it big?" I said, "Fucking massive". He said, "How many feet?"
I said, "None, it's a fucking snake."
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