Great acts are made of small deeds
Lao Tzu
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Do You listen to the weather report? I remember growing up "back
in the day". The local radio station came on the air at 5am and
that is when pop woke us up on the farm...we would listen to
the radio during breakfast. They gave the weather and the market
report and they would announce the school menu for the day.,,Then it
was outside to do chores. Funny thing, I still listen to the weather, not
on the radio, of course, but on weather.com and yahoo, and etc. but
I am confused. One report says its gonna be partly sunny. The other
report I read says that its gonna be partly cloudy. What is the
difference? And the rain forecast? Chance of scattered showers today.
What does "Scattered" mean? Well, apparently its gonna rain "someplace"
Eventually, pop stopped listening to the weather report on the radio.
He took to reading the daily weather in the farmers Almanac ...
Know how they did it? they took the average for the daily weather
for the last one hundred years for that day and that was it.
and pop came to a stark reality... the Almanac was much more accurate.
And then I came to a very stark reality.
Who the hen cares what the weather will do today? To us olde
phartes, does it really matter?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cuz there are some good jokes today.
and THAT matters!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
what is it
are you listening
thats an oldie
a vegan floater
argue with a woman
top twelve states
sorry about that
telepathically
pray like mom
Bruce
hi I'm Carol
a big fan
if I was a plastic surgeon
have you ever noticed
Pooj missed Piglet
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JOKES
Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin
a man went to a doctors office
black kid goes to school
lawyer just bought a new car
honey moon is over
Little Johnny kills a honey bee
boy is selling fish
his elbow really hurt
goes to boyfriends house for dinner
liberals and democrats
dead babies
indulge in quickies
Bubba died in a fire
in the middle of a forrest
At St.Peters Catholic churhc in Toronto Canada
A man takes his wife to the stock show.
They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and see if it was 365 times with the same cow."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
"BIDEN 2020" — A Bad Lip Reading
Bikers Pranks - Best of Just For Laughs Gags
Fluffy Dog Absolutely Adores His New Kitten Friend
Friendly Cat Loves Snuggling Up With Gentle Golden Retriever Dogs
Chunk's Greatest Moments Of Season 1
Gibbon freaks out over hedgehog
Shiny Suds funny commercial
Hysterical Starbucks Commercial
Jay Leno on Letterman,
THEY ACTUALLY SAID THAT AS AN ANSWER!
Tim Allen - Stand-Up Comedian (late 1980s)
Funny Owls and Cute Owls Compilation
10 TOP Natural History Moments | BBC Earth
Mama Was Old School
Comedian James Gregory on the Typical American Lunch
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one could go and couldn't return to Earth.
The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for $2 million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained,
"and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he
whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me $3 million, I'll give you $1 million,
I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer to Mars."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
show my friends my haircut
2 faults
is that alcohol
ordered Chinese food last night
if socialism is good
stop drunk drivers
Covid ruining your vacation
can you be more polite
treat others the way they treat you
my therapist
sleeping together
you read that wrong
flashing in public
since everyone started washing their hands
give it to me
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