diplomacy the art of saying "nice doggy"
until you can find a rock
Will Rogers
Welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
once the kids left
quarantine
the path
working from home
whats your emergency
something wrong
her balls fall out
the old west
lessons
changing of the guard
your new neighbors
every once in a while
this way
when I am bored
back in the day
A man was getting ready for work one morning when his wife looked at
him and said, "What is the matter with you?
You look terrible." He replied that he felt great. The man went to
work where his boss took one look at him and said,
"What is the matter with you? You look terrible." The man replied that
there was nothing wrong with him and that he felt great. The man went
to lunch with a client and the client looked at him and said,
"What is the matter with you? You look terrible." The man again replied
that he felt great. The client suggested he go to the doctor right away
because he looked so bad. The man went to the doctor, and when the
doctor walked into the examining room
and saw him the doctor said, "My God, you look terrible."
The man explained that everyone was telling him that he looked terrible but that he felt great.
The doctor said, "Are you sure you feel great?" The man reiterated that he definitely felt great!
The doctor got out his medical book and looked up "looks terrible."
After he found that he looked up the subsection "feels great."
The doctor said, "I found it right here under 'looks terrible, feels great.'
The man, at this point very nervous, inquired to the doctor, "Tell me, what is it?"
The doctor replied, "According to my book ... you're a vagina."
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JOKES
a hip young man
need 2 by 4s
don't talk loud in church
Dominos and the FBI
Two rabbits escape from a laboratory
What will the weather be like tomorrow
walking through a small town
An Australian writer and the Indian chief
The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car
on Air Force one
can I take this train to Boston
a woman was on the witness stand
the priest and his roses
the Lone Ranger and Tonto
The church steeple
An older man was married to a younger woman.
After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack.
The doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.
?He and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he
should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both? from temptation.
One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without? sex wasn't worth living.
So he headed upstairs. He met his? wife on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die."
She laughed and replied, "I was coming down to kill you!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Bill Burr 5 Minute stand-up.
The Best Places to Visit in Texas, USA
Golden Girls The Best Of Sarcastic Dorothy
EXTREME Storm Footage - Tornado, Hurricane, Hailstorm
Bodycam Footage Shows Police Shootout in Tulsa, Oklahoma
Jerry Springer - Battle With The KKK
Dave Chappelle - Killin' Them Softly Pt. 1
Jeanne Robertson | You Don't Know Garth Brooks?
Cats Talking With Their Humans 2018 [NEW]
HILARIOUS HEADLINES - 'BORDELLO BLUE'
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
little boy gets on the bus
a walrus and a lesbian
a foolish man
just returned a pair of nike
how to frighten the new generation
all men think
two nuns driving down a road
having your nipples pierced
whats the difference
if a woman is uncomfortable
Christmas lights
getting older
you know you are old when
home school
a quarantine party
don't be a litter bug
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