"Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued,
is always beyond our grasp, but,
if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."
-- Nathaniel Hawthorne
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
what she has
Mozart
I wish
last night I saw you
testifying
the leading cause
moist
what does a chicken give us
the motorcyclist
Charlie Sheen
will I be ok doc?
Chernobyl
after quarantine
freak
a stock market crash
It was that hot today I stripped all my clothes off and opened all the windows,
but I guess somebody complained because I got thrown off the bus.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing...
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
Judge: "I order you to pay $10,000."
Mario: "Why?"
Judge: "It's a fine."
Mario: "No itsa not!"
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JOKES
going to work this morning
late one night
what is politics
St Peter gets up early one day
top ten reasons to work naked
a Scotsman was driving home late one night
Jake sent his friend flowers
Ghandi walked barefoot
there was a young man from Dundee
2 chinese students
Little Johnny swallowed a coin and his mother was very much alarmed. She said to her
husband, "Quick, quick send for the doctor!"
"No," replied Johnny's father. "Not the doctor, get the minister instead!"
"Oh no," exclaimed the mother. "You think Johnny is going to die?"
Father replied, "Oh, no, but our minister can get money out of anyone!"
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
New: Mars In 4K
Red Skelton performs in London
Burns and Allen: Gracie Goes to the 'Do It Yourself' Show
Dean Martin, Jack Benny, Dom DeLuise & Nipsey Russell -
Barbershop Sketch
This Is What Scientists Found at the Bottom of the
Niagara Falls That Left Them so Disturbed
Northern Islands 4K | Drone | Faroe, Lofoten & Senja
Amazing Trucks on extreme roads in China, Himalayas
Inside the Newest Virginia-Class Submarine - USS Colorado
Huge farts after a colonoscopy
Luke Combs - She Got the Best of Me
One afternoon there was a group of tourists on tour going through
an ancient castle in Europe.
They were accompanied by a tour guide.
The guide said that the majestic castle was over 700 years old.
He added that nothing had
been altered or touched in all those years.
One of the tourists blurted out,
"Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
the coin shortage
why b cup is better than d cup
the secret
great minds think alike?
sniffing Rosemary
first it was alcohol
marriage tips
mice die in mousetraps
people are assholes
playing monopoly
gave him 10 dollars
it was so rough back in my day
the Tenessee hillbilly
body is a temple
Covid check
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