"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is that it has never tried to contact us."
– Bill Watterson
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
love is like a fart
someone keeps talking
chicken pot pie
if you can't say something nice
game is garbage
stoned off my ass
drying baby
all by yourself
can you be serious
stalking is not easy
Netflixs
pirate ship
you;re a dead man
doesn't that hurt
going through your phone
A 90 year old farmer goes to the banker for a loan to buy land.
The banker has some concerns due to the old codgers age.
"What happens if you die before the loan is paid off?" The banker asks.
"I'll send you a check from heavan, because God would want all my obligations
taken care of," The old farmer answered.
"But what if you go the other direction?" the banker queried.
"Then I'll deliver it to you in person."
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JOKES
his doctor told him to lose 75 pounds
an old VW beetle
on Valentines day
none of your business
3 psychiatrists
chicken sandwiches for lunch
on his wedding night
the chicken was running 30 miles an hour
things that may be offensive at a wedding
A blonde was driving behind a snowplow, she followed him for over an hour.
finally the snowplow driver pulls over and asks her what she was doing,
she said that her husband had told her that if the roads were covered in snow
or ice to find a snowplow and follow it.He Said" That's very good advice, but I'm
done with the Wal-mart parking lot now.do you want to follow me to the mall?"
I just watched a broke, fat dude lick pizza grease from his shirt for 10 minutes straight.
I need to stop eating in front of the mirror.
Just before he died, we covered my grandad's back with grease..
After that he went down hill very quickly.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The HoneyMooners - Ralph meets Harvey
Glacier National Park, Montana, USA
Rock Climbing Bears
Kim Jong Un Wife, Children, Car, House, Net Worth, Family, Biography, Lifestyle
Iceberg tsunami gone wild!
American Trucker Fail Compilation 2018
BEST MOVIE QUOTES
Diamond Mining - The Promised Land
Vietnam helicopter pilots describe the war from the cockpit
When home decoration shows go horribly, horribly wrong
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
stopped by police at 2am
life is too short
still pretty
remember when
haven't gone to be yet
my boss said
my legs
wish my ex would
a human cat
describe the symptoms
if anyone ever tells you
make sure its connected
when I was little
why are their any good side affects
a light diet
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