Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say,
abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
George Eliot
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES N TOONS
I suggested anal
in 2020
bar closed
there's always tomorrow
must be your breath
I did three years
why periods
oh never mind
show us
lesbian relationships
the customer
deliver the baby
doctors appntmnts
smelled like fish
wear a mask
Adam and Eve are wondering weather they are black or white.
Eve says why don't you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the
garden of Eden and shouts out to god are we black or white?
A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE.
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white.
How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are
Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve.
Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
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JOKES
mother in the kitchen making dinner
boss said to his secretary
little Johnny
today at the bank
2 factory workers
Sarah goes to school
a blonde and a red head have a ranch
science jokes
Jill goes home one night with a guy from the club
yo momma
The FBI had an open position for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the
field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took
one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must
know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.'
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you
to kill her' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to kill his wife.
He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat
from his brow. 'Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks' he said. 'I had to
strangle that bitch to death'.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
People Whose Day Is Probably Worse Than Yours
What Being a Spectator at the Rome Colosseum Was Like
5 Powerful Hurricanes CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Top 10 Massive Waves Caught on Tape
DEA FAST Team | "Special Agents"
Luke Combs - When It Rains It Pours
What Being a Spectator at the Rome Colosseum Was Like
Gaither Comedy
Fishing For Sharks In A Boat That's Too Small
The Black Cowboy Museum (Texas Country Reporter)
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
not clumsy
if women ran the world
when I get younger
pretend to be normal
beer and brains
God has no phone
my goal this weekend
the best day
scientists say
my people skills
George Carlin says
as you get older
your secrets
anger management
my mind
Lord give me patience
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