"Money and success don't change people;
they merely amplify what is already there."
— Will Smith
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, today is national hammock day and
it is also national hot dog day!! They need more
days like this. OK that's enuff for me ,,,I
am outta here, I gotta go celebrate!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES AND TOONS
got home late last night
a challenge
a urine sample
I love you
34 guys
ridiculous
don't get mad get even
a test
what sound
good news and bad news
pull out
a wise doctor
adult peer pressure
Sunday night
just drove off without me
What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
"Wipe it off and say you're sorry."
Why do mice have such small balls?
"So few of them know how to dance."
What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?
"You get your palm red for free."
How do you know that you have a high sperm count?
"She has to chew before she swallows."
Three tampons are sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
"Nothing. They're stuck up cunts."
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JOKES
lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot
an elaborate wake was planned
while on a road trip
The following ad appeared in a newspaper
Winston Churchill
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous
Ethel was a bit of a speed demon
man went to a strip club
when a blond reaches orgasm
make me a meal
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
5 Reasons Why You DON'T Mess With Royal Guards!
There Is No Other Way': How A Siberian Village Survives On The Forest
TRAIN HORN PRANKS COMPILATION
Baby Mountain Lion Stares Down Johnny Carson, Apr 1986
The REAL Reason People Shop Online
Best Comedy scene "History of the World" by Mel Brooks
Polar bear cubs defend their mother
Off the Grid on a Homemade Island
Extremely stubborn Husky throws epic temper tantrum
Amazon echo...SNL
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
don't wear underwear
just think
don't run
don't dance
voices in my head
oral sex
shave
tequila says
shopping w some fat girl
bought a toilet brush
if she gets mad at you
caution
a new baby
ppl provoke you
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