Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great?
Jimmy Johnson

welcome to

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So Friday is here. Remember back in the day, when Friday

used to mean something? Ahh we all used to get a little happy

on Thursday...we knew we would get that little piece of paper

Friday afternoon, then we could go stand in line for an hour at the

bank and then we could go out and do our thing.. Then the pandemic

happened.Oh wait, there was this thing called retirement ...which one

happened first? And what happened to that little piece of

paper we used to get on Friday? Sighs. well I am too tired to

figure it out, so I guess it does not matter. I think I will

celebrate this weekend and go take a nap. Have a good weekend!

Archie Bunker is my hero!!!

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

did you know
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married for 20 years
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ask his waitress for a date
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taking a bath one day
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while sitting at the bar
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viking God of thunder
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to thoroughly clean toilet
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pretty blonde driving down a country road
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this is a tree
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I'd like to buy that lady a drink
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Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish
on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he got a flat tire.
Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out, and assessed the
damage. Luckily a four-wheel-drive jeep rounded the bend and
pulled to a stop behind the crippled vehicle. The door to the jeep
opened and out stepped a powerful hunk of a man. "Good afternoon,
Father," greeted the stranger. "Can I give you a hand?"
"Heaven be praised," rejoiced the priest. "As you can see,
my son, I have a flat tire, and I must admit
I've never changed one before."
"Don't worry about it, Father. I'll take care of it."
And without skipping a beat, the bruiser picked up the front of
the car with one hand and removed the lug nuts
from the base of the flat tire with the other.
"Why don't you get the spare from the trunk?"
"Why, ahh, yes, of course, my son," stuttered the amazed
Father Harris. The priest rolled the spare around to the strong-
man who casually lifted it up with his free hand,
maneuvered it into place, and proceeded to tighten the lug nuts.
"Do you need the wrench?" the Father queried.
"That's OK," the fellow told him.
"These nuts are as tight as a nun's snatch."
"Hmmmm..." mused Father Harris.
"I'd better get the wrench."

The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she
came up with a plan.
"I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions.
First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that
bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The U.S. Heavy Guns of the Vietnam War
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I Strapped a GoPro On a Turtle
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El Camino del Rey - World's Most Dangerous Hike
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Helicopter mounting a 1 ton TV antenna on top of a
tower on top of a mt. in Vermont
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Felix Baumgartner world record supersonic skydive, complete footage
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Jets Fighter in Low Pass - Shocking Spectators
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Offshore Floating Oil Platform in Epic Storm
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Gold - How its made
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Building collapse while doing concrete on the roof. By Eng Salim Barwani
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5 Giant Waves That Caught People Off-Guard
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Top 5 Largest Sinkholes Caught on Camera
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

lonely since her last boyfriend
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don't get drunk
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thinking ability
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being married
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cigarettes and alcohol
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probably out here somewhere
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flies and honey
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I just keep driving
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just found out
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a punch bowl
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the mormon and the Irishman
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one person
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five drunk guys
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jury duty
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Dominos
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first..

Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

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