In reading the lives of great men,
I found that the first victory they won was
over themselves... self-discipline with
all of them came first.
Harry S Truman
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you are a Michigan yooper, you probably think that winter
is just not going to die. Yesterday, most parts of yooperland got
about a couple inches of snow. And if you are not from God's country
of Michigan, you are probably wondering right now what a yooper is.
That is slang for a strange place called "Michigan's upper peninsula".
Summer only lasts for maybe 3 weeks up there so its not uncommon
for snow right now. The irony is that Yoopers,
(a very strange breed indeed) mostly drive a car they
probably paid around 500 bux for but have a snow mobile that cost 5 or 10
thousand at least. Or an ATV. The most common currency there is returnable
Canadian beer cans. But it is a beautiful place and the nice thing is...
social distancing would not be real difficult to do there, given the
sparse density of the population. So if you are looking for a good
place to get away to escape Corona, there ya have it.!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
spider man picks up a hooker
can't fight this feeling
she is a keeper
picture day
its not gluten free
yo momma
don't be a drama queen Carl
behold
my women
they are not working
first day as a car salesman
mommy can't come to the phone
preventing suicide
an apprenticeship
self check out
An old king was about to pass away
He called his three sons before his sickbed. He gave each of them
some coins and asked them to buy something to fill the room, whoever
can fill the room the best will be declared his successor.
The eldest prince went to the market and bought a cart of straws.
Despite his best effort, he only filled up a small quarter of the room.
The king shook his head.The middle prince went to the market and bought
a large sack of flour. He threw the flour into the air in an attempt to
fill the room with flour. The king nodded slightly.
The youngest prince went to the market and bought a candle. He lit the
candle in the room and left the room quietly.
Soon the youngest prince was declared the successor of the old king, seeing
as the old king and his two brothers died in a dust explosion.
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JOKES
I have to be honest with you
carrying a man to his grave
rehabilitation
I'm shy could I get a drink
we were blessed
order a steak
Cletus and Billy Bob
a new position for love making
Pauly's family is at dinner
recently released from prison
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL
cute animal compilations
never trust a dog raised in Detroit
your toys are dirty and need washing
a great pair of animals
the trunk monkey
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance
and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog
notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some
bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...
that was some good lion meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says "woah! This guy seems tougher then
he looks, I better leave while I can".Over by the tree top, a monkey
witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit
from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion
says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts
"where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
NEW Heineken Commercial - verry funny
26 Famous Gangsters From The 1920s & 1930s
The Moment When You Realize Your Partner Might Be an Idiot
Funniest Joke I Ever Heard 1984 William Shatner
Cheers
Suspect Spits on Cop, Cop Knocks Him Out
This Will Happen When Yellowstone Erupts
Thomas Rhett - Die A Happy Man
Johnny Beehner on having to pick your battles when you're married - Dry Bar Comedy
Top 10 Most Expensive Actor's Mansion Homes
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
an apple a day
Mexico's favorite sport
when you get out of the shower
eaten by sharks
whisky and cookies
silly games
four languages
on google maps
put it in her butt
still stupid
someone elses blood
chicken
wearing my daisy dukes
in the corner
calm down
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