Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

the weak can never forgive.
forgiveness is an attitude of the strong

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So the trailer park transients next door (that is the drug
dealers house we have as next door neighbors. They act like
they got evicted from the trailer park) have a bit of
difficulty understanding the concept of social distancing. The
weather turns warm and the other night there seems to be about
25 or 30 of them in the back yard partying. The boys in blue showed
up and while they all claimed to be residents, apparently some
had warrants because they hauled off a large number of them and
things were pretty quiet once more here on our little street. Never
have figured out who were the actual tenants over there, the players
just keep changing constantly. They are a bit like the spring ants that
like to invade the kitchen and the domain of the war dept. Happens every
year in the spring. She kills em off with her ant traps and vinegar,
But more just keep coming. But the partiers next door and the ants
in the kitchen are a good thing. It keeps the mind of the war dept,
occupied, so she has something to think about besides lock down:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

I have gotten creative to keep myself occupied during lockdown

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It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still

in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how

he managed to live so long and stay so fit.He explained, "I

put my long life down to spending so much time outdoors.
I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for

the last 75th years.""How do you manage to keep up such a

rigorous fitness regime?" they asked."It's simple," he said.

"When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made a solemn

pledge. We agreed that whenever we had a fight, whoever was

by droughts this summing."
Neighbor: "What did you do?"
Farmer: "I planted my potatoes and onions in alternate rows.
The onions will make the potatoes eyes water and reduce

the need for water."

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JOKES

a race of aliens
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at the law office
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a wild shoot out
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the last time I was here
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woman with 2 kids at walmart
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at the induction center
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broccoli casserole for dinner
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0122.jhtml

Billy was having trouble at school
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Marriage counselor: "Do you permit your wife to have her own way?"
Husband: "I should say not, she has it without my permission."

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height and not my weight."
Doctor: "How come?"
Lady: "According to my weight, my height should be

7 feet, 8 inches."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The Good The Bad and the Ugly Finale
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Quotes for Hard Times
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Denzel Washington's Life Advice Will Leave You SPEECHLESS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0178.html

Beavis and Butthead Do America - Part 1
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0179.html

Bart Prank Calls Moe - B. O. Problem
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0180.html

Knock Knock, You're Busted | Drugs, Inc.
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0181.html

Silent Drill Platoon Performs at Halftime
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0182.html

Vietnam War, 1970: CBS camera rolls as platoon comes under fire
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0183.html

Paul Harvey Freedom to Chains
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0184.html

Tank Crash Compilation - Best Army Fails
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0185.html

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