[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 




If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So here in God's country that woman governor we have?
She declared an extension of lock down for the month of
May. Meanwhile, the legislators of the state refuse to
acknowledge her choices. We here in Michigan are all like
"What the heck, are we on lock down or not?" So if y'all are
still alive after swimmin in them there beaches down in
Florida, and y'all ain't keeled over in those wide open spaces
in Texas, let me know, I will come out and play wid y'all!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen
seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all
verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is
whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that
situation??"One of the other businessmen replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"



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JOKES

on the way to get married
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0096.html

Maria was a devout Catholic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0097.html

they were having a spelling test
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0098.html

did I read that sign right
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0099.html

three guys go to a ski lodge
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0100.html

man joins a soccer team
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0101.html

retired man goes to the job center
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0102.html

why are you so happy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0103.html

bored as an Amish electrician
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke9a/kj0104.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

5 Of The Cruelest Rulers In History
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0156.html

People reacting to PUBLIC FARTING! | The Pun Guys
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0157.html

Chuck Norris Fight Scenes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0158.html

Life of a Door Gunner | Vietnam Veteran
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0159.html

Hee Haw Where Are You Tonight
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0160.html

Tuba Skinny - Jubilee Stomp - Royal Street I 2018
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0161.html

Old Quotes to Get You Through Anything
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0162.html

Steve Harvey Motivational Speech 2020
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0163.html

Retribution - 4K Western Short Film
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0164.html

Try Not To Laugh
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9a/ft0165.html

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute
in place of his regular teacher.She says, "Hello class, I'm
Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has
an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when
Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember
it has an "r" after the first letter.""That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

the economy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0216.html

alcohol
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0216a.html

a finger in the ass
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0217.html

anywhere you want
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0218.html

my new German shepard
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0219.html

the wrong men
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0220.html

the swimming pool
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0221.html

we need your suport
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0222.html

opening back up
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0223.html

what kind of shsoes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0224.html

save money for xmas
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0226.html

feel like the check engine light
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0227.html

failed in English
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0228.html

just like your mom
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0229.html

flatten the curve
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor001/dr0230.html

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