Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

So here in God's country that woman governor we have?

She declared an extension of lock down for the month of

May. Meanwhile, the legislators of the state refuse to

acknowledge her choices. We here in Michigan are all like

"What the heck, are we on lock down or not?" So if y'all are

still alive after swimmin in them there beaches down in

Florida, and y'all ain't keeled over in those wide open spaces

in Texas, let me know, I will come out and play wid y'all!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City

restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen

seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all

verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is

whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that

situation??"One of the other businessmen replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute

in place of his regular teacher.She says, "Hello class, I'm

Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has

an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when

Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember

it has an "r" after the first letter.""That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"

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