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those who danced were thought to be insane by
those who could not hear the music
Fried rich Nietzsche



welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Here in God's country of west Michigan, life is beautiful
and pretty much uneventful. Every day, I get ready
to mail out the page and try to think of something funny
or thoughtful to talk about for the day. And the irony?
I usually do not have much of anything significant to say.
But, there is comfort in that fact. It means that life is
constant. As the years add up, I find a certain comfort in
maintaining a continuity in life. The same house, the same
old lady, the same friends. Us olde phartes understand,
yes? Funny how we often do not like change, eh?
But change can be a good thing. Change causes
us to look differently at life. It makes us think of other
ways of doing things. And with that, comes growth. perhaps
with this pandemic, we can achieve a new growth that we
may not have reached before. OK, so much for my
philosophical moment, enjoy the jokes...
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS

the bird cage
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hindsight
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cut back
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my dermatologist
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how are you going to fight me
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my own yacht
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before and after kids
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late
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there he is
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wanna beer
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Santa at the doctors office
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frozen
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blind folded
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always wrong
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curiosity


A Mexican man is taking his US citizenship test and is at the speaking portion.
The proctor says to him "I want you to use pink, yellow, and green in the same sentence."
The man thinks for a bit and finally says, "The phone go green green,
I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"
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JOKES

woman goes to a psychic
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your eyes look bloodshot
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you complain about so many things
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a box of tacks
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Child birth
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what do you get
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Be careful what you wear
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on a recent weekend in Vegas
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​a talking dog
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I was recently fired from McDonald's for helping
myself to too many cheeseburgers
I think I was misled about their "opportunities for growth"

Hey girl, are you cancer?
Because you give me constant growth.

If anyone has a voodoo doll of me...
....please put it on a treadmill.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Switzerland from Above - Top Sights
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0041.html

Tournament Fighter - SNL
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Curious Baby Elephant Seal
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Ricky Gervais' Monologue - 2020 Golden Globes
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Fireworks - Simon's Cat | SHORTS
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JANIS JOPLIN "Summertime" (Live -1969)
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If Toothpaste Ads Were Honest
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Venture to Alaska
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Jean Carroll (Stand-up Comedy)
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Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous:
Liberace's six homes and museum (1983)
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie9/fr0050.html

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 2 DEAD DOGS

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

heated
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uke
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what happened to you
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taller than your mom
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aunt who knits
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fake noodles
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rewriting history
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ruin my life differently
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really don't mind
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getting older
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go the extra mile
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the only one
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never kiss your honey
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Adam and Eve
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weasel walks into a bar
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