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HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Had a absolutely fabulous time at the Michigan Irish
festival. It was GREAT !!! War dept. even let me have a Guiness!
A remarkable thing, as I rarely partake. I have enough
health issues without complicating it further. Anyways,
lots of good artists,,,and Seamus Kennedy was the end of
the evening last night. We all went over there Thursday.
War department and daughter were over there tonight,
and also plan to spend the day there tomorrow.
If the weather is as good tomorrow as it
was for the last couple days, it will be fantastic. Well,
certainly its better here than for our friends over in
Virginia and the Carolinas, that is for sure. I
doubt if I will make it out to festival tomorrow myself.
I am merely a moderate fan of Irish and Celtic style music,
unlike war dept and daughter. One day is about enuff
of it for me.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

PS...I know that some of you folks have had to evacuate
cuz of the flooding and the high winds. So if some of you folks
are having trouble procuring resources to help ride out the
hurricane, you may find this little gadget handy. If interested,
send me 20 bux and I will mail you one.


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THE FUNNY PAPERS

has it backwards
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0166.html

roll your eyeballs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0167.html

if it has...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0168.html

gone to market
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0169.html

hey conductor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0170.html

no means no
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0171.html

Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he ain't," the boy replied.
"He went into town."
"Well", said the farmer, "is yer Ma here?"
"No, sir, she ain't here neither. She
went into town with Pa. "
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"He went with Ma and Pa. '
The farmer stood there for a few minutes,
shifting from one foot to the
other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy
asked politely. "I knows
where all the tools are, if you want to borry one.
Or maybe I could take a
message fer Pa. "
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably,
"I really wanted to talk to yer Pa.
It's about your brother Howard getting my
daughter, Pearly Mae, prgnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would
have to talk to Pa about
that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any,
I know that Pa charges $50
for the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really
don't know how much he gets





An American is having breakfast one morning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0177.html

 I keep having these alternating recurring dreams
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0178.html

man went on a ski trip
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0179.html

investigations of former president Clinton
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0180.html


A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre
where they saw a statue of a nude male.
"What is that?" asked the child pointing to the penis.
"Nothing, nothing at all, Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child.  The mother tried to focus her
daughter's attention on a more suitable subject,
but the little girl persisted.
"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said, "If you are a good girl and
stop thinking about it now,
when you grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."

A man is waiting for wife to give birth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0181.html

they got killed the night before they were to be married
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0182.html

Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0183.html

big Jake is coming
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0184.html

she was quite the beauty
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0185.html

just moved into a new neighborhood
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0186.html

One morning a man came into the church on crutches
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0187.html

I want to divorce my husband
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0188.html

thanks for flying xyz airline
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0189.html

quit smoking
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0190.html


I am Jesus - My death has saved all who do or will
believe, and I am returned to show the Father's love
and power.""No, you're not Jesus, so bug off, you're
scaring all the fish," answered the old fisherman.
"I see thou are full of doubt. What would thee have
me do to show who I am?"
"Walk across the river," he tells Jesus.
So Jesus starts walking across the river. Next thing,
he sinks and disappears under the water.After he swims
back to shore, the old man says to him, "There you are,
see, you're not Jesus. You can't walk across water."
Jesus responds, Well, I used to be able to do it
until I got these darned holes in my feet."

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

fitness
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0116.html

warning
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0117.html

break wind
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0118.html

what are you doing
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0119.html

a vending machine
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0120.html

farted
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0121.html

strong leaders
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0122.html

almost done
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0123.html

a wise man once said
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0124.html

being a man
http://thepostmanscorner.net/humor6/df0125.html
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This Teen Found A Wallet Stuffed Full Of Cash
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0122.html

Polar Bear vs Walrus | Planet Earth | BBC Earth
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0123.html



Faking My Death In Front of My Dog - Funny Dog Reacts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0124.html

Weasel Vs Seagull
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0125.html

Peacock Screams & Complete Dance 2
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0126.html

Instant KARMA and JUSTICE CAR CRASH
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0127.html

Fifteen Minutes With Seamus Kennedy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0128.html

Racing to the Pentagon | The 9/11 Tapes: Chaos in the Sky
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0129.html




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