So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser Clap Clap Clap Clap Does it sometimes feel like you're basically Ross from friends and everything just keeps going wrong and you're just an awful awful person just the worst person ever oh my god I hate Ross so much. Sometimes life throws waaaaaay too much at you all at once. But this is a good thing...right? Unless life gives you far too many whelms, being busy is good...right? The ability to overcome is important. Whether it's finishing a huge workload that you were abruptly given or just managing to get out of bed this morning. Be proud that you're handling whatever life throws at you. And don't be a Ross...please Clap clap clap clap. Enjoy your lunch. - Today's Menu - You Can Never Go Back to the Old Twitter I miss the old Twitter, straightforward feed Twitter. I hate the new Twitter, a bad move Twitter. Appetizer (6 min) | The Atlantic What "Ouija" actually means, and how the game has changed "It turns out that the real meaning of "Ouija" is as pliable — and mysterious — as the game itself." Appetizer (5 min) | Vox For Capitalism, Every Social Leap Forward Is a Marketing Opportunity "Brands are now racing to capture the market of young people who strive to live gender identities that fit." Entrée (9 min) | New York Times Emmys 2018: 'Game of Thrones' and 'Marvelous Mrs. Maisel' Win Big Awards It's your last chance to see all the GOT actors together and happy! RIP probably everyone. Appetizer (6 min) | New York Times What's next for #MeToo? The McDonald's strikes have an answer. "Workers walked out of McDonald's restaurants to protest sexual harassment." Dessert (5 min) | Vox A 'Sesame Street' Writer Has Definitively Ended Decades Of Rumors About Bert And Ernie's Relationship Screw B&E, we want answers about Elmo and Mr. Noodle. Dessert (4 min) | Uproxx Why Nintendo's Toad is in the news, and why he doesn't deserve this If you haven't seen this cursed story yet, sorry. If you have seen this cursed story, sorry. Dessert (2 min) | Vox Ahoy! Today is talk like a pirate day! Here are some quotes to get you started! Idk, just go with it--I'm tired of bad news. Hi! Tweet me your funny tweets please! I'll showcase them here every week!! @tommy_stella Oh hey guess what I'm about to waste 25 minutes of your time and also you're welcome. Thanks for reading and have a beautiful rest of your day! Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by @tommy_stella Copyright © 2018, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list