[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So its the first day of Autumn!
Break out the jacket...get the leaf blowers!
Doesn't it make ya happy?
But in fairness, this month does have some
great holidays like Halloween and Thanksgiving.
So the great part of it? the month will give me
renewed reason to continue at the gym!
Ain't it wonderful?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

in a accident
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that's what he looked like
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imagine
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say when
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friends
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food bank
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my time
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the remains
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can't see much
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bisexual
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tip for the ladies
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Steven
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not the best choices
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computers
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getting a tatoo
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A young boy just received his driving permit. He asks his

father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use

of the car. 'I'll make a deal with you,' said his father.

'You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your

hair cut, and then we'll talk.' A month later, the boy comes

back and asks his father if they could discuss his use of

the car. 'Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your

grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't

get your hair cut!' 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about

that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had

long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.'

'Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!'

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JOKES

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident
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a woman gave birth to identical twins
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she had no mushrooms
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Three boys were heading home from school one day
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he sure is bigoted
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burglar in her kitchen
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bats in the attic
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a large family of seven children
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the trials of getting older
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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party
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the Bank of Ireland
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working for the city public works department
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 there was a non conforming sparrow
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Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Whoops!- That Didn't Go Well - Unlucky Moments Caught on Camera!
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5 Nuclear Detonations that went WRONG |
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128,000 Dominoes Falling into past a journey around the world
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Gun Mishaps & Negligent Discharges
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Camaro vs Police Cars After Game Stop Robbery in Houston
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Alligator Freaks Out River Floaters
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Try Not To Laugh Challenge* Funny Kids Vines
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Put 10,000 Horsepower in a Small Boat and this is What Happens!
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Black bear gets into an argument with a dog

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Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

Paddy is plowing his field
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3 kinds of ppl
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my boss just farted
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men and curtains
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my missus
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in a building site
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a ufo
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have you ever wondered
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