welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
You ever have one of them kinda days?
Woke up this morning ...where are my glasses?
looking for them is somewhat difficult when you cannot
see. Finally I find them, how did they end up in Turk's
dog cage. So, next step. Take my albutteral treatment.
Its a machine with a long tube. Used to treat emphasyma.
I typically make a cup of coffee, then take a treatment.
The treatment sorta takes the place of a ciggy in the old days,
with morning coffee, right? Anyways. there is a vial
of medicine u pour in the tube, then u turn it on and breath
in the vapors it creates. Supposed to open up the lungs
for emphasyma and asma patients. This morning, I dumped the
medicine in my coffee pot. Didn't figure it out for at least
a couple minutes into the treatment. :) Then, after all that
I can't find my house keys. I have been looking for them all
morning. But you know what? after the way this morning
has started? I do not think I feel like going anywhere and
would probably be better to just go back to bed:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
your kids
when I was younger
on a diet
did you know
where are you
redneck birdfeeder
churches
the wizard of oz
so far this week
lying
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JOKES
A quality engineer married an average girl...
After a tough life with her for two years, he ended with his patience
and finally wrote a note to his father in law...
Your Product Not Meeting my requirements. .
The smart father in law replied..
Warranty Expired.... Manufacturer not responsible.
The New Year's Eve party had turned into a regular
marathon with numerous guests coming and going.
At one point, a man knocked on the door, was greeted heartily,
although no one knew who he was,
and was led to the bar in the basement.
He sat there happily for a couple of hours before a strange
light dawned on his face. "You know," he confided to his host,
"I wasn't even invited to this party. I just came over to tell
you that some of your guests' cars are blocking my driveway."
The guest continued, "My wife's been sitting out in the car
waiting for me to get them moved!"
A man left the lower forty-eight for Alaska to get away from it all.
At the last outpost before losing himself in the wilderness for a year,
he decides that an entire season alone should be started by a farewell
party. He goes into the only saloon in town and proceeds to drink and
laugh it up with anyone that stopped in. Late in the evening and feeling
frisky, he asks the bartender, "Are there are any ladies of the
night to be had?", but the bartender shakes his head and says that
he's sorry, but there are no women available." Are you sure?", the
guy asks, "Because I sure am horny and I'm headed for the wilds for a year".
"No", says the bartender, "But there is Charlie the Chinaman".
The man is aghast and declares that "he doesn't go that route".
The next day he leaves for the woods and is gone for nearly a year.
Finally, showing up at the saloon where he started from, he downs
many drinks and asks the bartender if he has imported any women yet.
"No", the barkeep says, "But Charlie the Chinaman is still available".
Incensed, the guy says," I told you I don't go that route",
and stomps out to his hideaway in the wilds for another year.
By this time he is horny enough that the bears are starting to look good,
so off to town he goes and up to the bar where he says,
"I don't suppose you have any women yet, do you?".
"Nope", is the reply, "Just old reliable Charlie the Chinaman".
With a furtive look over his shoulder he says to the bartender, "Well look,
I'll give it a try if you promise not to tell anyone, because I really
don't go that route, you know". "Oh, no problem", came back,
"The only ones to know will be the seven of us".
"Seven of us?", shouts the man.
"Yeah", says the bartender, "You, me, Charlie and the four guys
holding Charlie. Charlie don't go that route either
As a mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, the boys began to
argue over who would get the first pancake.
The mother saw an opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"
The older boy said to his younger brother, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
The Hebrew teacher says to her class,
"We have recently been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times.
But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
"Aces," says Sarah.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top 4 MIND BENDING Theories That Will Change Your Reality
Man's Early Flight Attempts
10 AWESOME WATER TRICKS!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
that time of year
my symptoms
a punch bowl
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