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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER



HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
It has been about 3 or 4 days now for my little mini
vacation. The problem with me taking a break: The
first day, I sit around and binge watch Amazon prime
for a day...2nd day, read a book for a few hours,
and then,by the time evening rolls around? I'm sitting
on my thumbs wondering what the hen am I gonna
do with myself!!! Lotta postman fans think I am
dedicated to a calling? Truth is that I just don't
have much better to do than waste time telling stupid
jokes!!!:) I really should get a life you
know? But by the time I did, I would probably just
forget where I put it. That is why my daughter
says, that I've never had it together. She claims the
onetime in my life that I did? I left it there and
have forgotten where I put it.
Darn kids anyways. go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

PS. and the war dept...you may recall she had some
minor outpatient surgery last Wednesday, she had some
acid reflux in the esophagus. Doc stretched it out
and everything is good now!!!

PPS. I will have to say tho, I do not know of anyone one
else who has spent more time, years, and bandwidth on
such a monstrous waste of effort as this:)I think that is
an achievement, right?

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THE FUNNY PAPERS

fact of life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0341.html

you kids
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0342.html

the baptism failed
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0343.html

Bill's first day in jail
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0344.html

zip ties
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0345.html

don't drink
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0346.html

almond milk
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0347.html

an uber driver
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0348.html

flat tire
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0349.html

clearly sex is more important
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0350.html

I hate when
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0351.html

the new girl is probably gonna work out ok around here
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0352.html

things we should learn
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0353.html

plz stop saying
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0354.html

big breaths
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0355.html


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JOKES

for 30 years, Johnson arrived at work
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0341.html

she was a hunting widow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0342.html

a man's house is on fire
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0343.html

it was so crowded
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0344.html

not old enough
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0345.html

stop stand still
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0346.html

hey nice tie
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0347.html

what's your job title
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0348.html

I'd like to know why
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0349.html

take the green pill
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0350.html

Jane: Where did you get that beautiful bracelet?
Joan:  Oh, that's from my ex. It's from his most
expensive blow job ever.
Jane:  I thought you said you hated giving those.?
Joan: I didn't give that one; but I caught him
getting it from the babysitter!?

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin.
"How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.Her mother replies,
using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.
"Yes, Sweetheart, he did." "And Daddy, and Grandma
and Grandpa, and their moms and dads too?"
"Yes,Honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief.
"No wonder everyone is so grouchy!
You're telling me there's been no sex in this
family for over 200 years? "

Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new
stud rooster for his chicken. The cocky young rooster walks
over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fellow,
time to retire."The old rooster says, "You can't handle
all these chickens. Look what it did to me!"The young
rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about
this old man. It's time for the old to
step aside and the young take over, so take a hike!"
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon, just let me have
those two old hens over there in the corner. I
won't bother you."The young rooster snarls, "Scram!
Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
The old rooster thinks for a minute and then says
to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young
fellow. I'll have a race around the farmhouse with you.
Whoever wins the race gets full reign over the
chicken coop."The young rooster smiles, "You know
I'm going to beat you, old man. So just to be fair,
I'm even going to give you a head start."
The two roosters line up in back of the farm house;
a hen clucks "Go!" and the old rooster takes off
running. About five seconds later the young rooster
takes off after him. They round the front of the
farm house and the young rooster is inches behind
the old rooster and gaining fast. Farmer Brown,
sitting on the porch, hearing the commotion looks up
and sees what's going on. Quickly, he grabs his
shotgun and BOOM! The young rooster is blown to smithereens!
Farmer Brown sadly shakes his head in disgust
"Damn! That makes the third gay rooster I bought this week ".
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Cute Pets Waking Up Their Owners
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0227.html

The 9 Dumbest Ideas We've Ever Had
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0228.html

Real Life Tom and Jerry
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0229.html

Pizzeria employees turn table on would-be robber
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0230.html

Elevator Farts
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0231.html

Karma Kaught on Kamera
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0232.html

Carmen Calls Guy And Tells Him He Got Her Pregnant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0233.html

TOP 30 FUNNIEST WRONG NUMBER TEXTS
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0234.html

WIENER DOG PRISON BREAK
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0235.html

Milton Berle Stand Up - 1991
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0236.html

Just For Laughs Gags 2011
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0237.html

Riding with a Crop-Duster
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0238.html

Very funny as dog meets house robbers. Love it!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0239.html

Navy ships in HUGE HEAVY SEAS!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0240.html

World Dangerous Fast Machines Destroys Everything
Modern Technology Heavy Machinery Crush Skills
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0241.html

Massive Himalaya Rock Fall. must watch
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0242.html




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