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Lunch reads from around the web...since 2013! //   //   View this email in your browser Just Kidding...Got ya. Today's intro is a special one-- mainly because there isn't one. This is a PSA. Hey it's me, the guy on the quad in the bright-red-poorly-fitting volunteer t-shirt telling you to vote. Hey it's me, a lady outside the grocery store giving out fliers. Hey it's me, your uppity Facebook friend from High School who you swear once said that they're a communist. I'm here to tell you (like the rest of the internet) to VOTE!!!! Your voice does matter. Idc if your state don't swing. 3rd party? Go for it! Just vote. Some people get their heads chopped off for saying how they want their country to be run. You get a sticker. Click here to learn everything you need to know to vote. Enjoy your lunch. PS Sorry to any non-American readers out there! - Today's Menu - Instagram's co-founders just quit. That could be bad news for Facebook. It could also be bad news for Snapchat because... well, everything is these days. Appetizer (4 min) | Vox Bill Cosby Sentenced to 3 to 10 Years in Prison; Bail Is Denied "...the precipitous downfall to disgrace of a man from the heights of stardom and putting an exclamation mark on the first major conviction of the #MeToo era." Entrée (9 min) | The New York Times Donald Trump Issues a Scathing Rejection of 'Globalism' Can some do the math to see if Donald Trump's name repeated is the exact amount of syllables needed for a "We Didn't Start The Fire" verse? Thanks. Starter (5 min) | The Atlantic Yellowstone grizzlies safe from hunting as judge returns them to protected list "Ruling cancels indefinitely a controversial sport hunt of grizzlies in Wyoming and Idaho" Appetizer (5 min) | The Guardian Dunkin' Donuts thinks a name change will attract younger customers A rose by any other name will still not sell Starbucks' Frappuccinos.  Dessert (4 min) | Quartz What the rise of men's makeup means for masculinity In the words of the patron saint of fab, Jonathan Van Ness, "Yas Queen!" Dessert (7 min) | Vox The Best Netflix Original Movies Right Now, Ranked You all loved it when I posted the TV show version of this...so I'm here to feed you, baby birds. Dessert (3 min) | Uproxx If you like it then you should have put a hex on it. Don't be mad when your...cat dies? Beyoné's ex-drummer has accused her of witchcraft and killing her cat. Yep. @SkinnerSteven: Lost my wife's audiobook and now I'll never hear the end of it Break out your flannel and banjo! Mumford & Sons are back with a new song that will make you say, "oh, alright...cool." Thanks for reading! Did you register to vote yet? Share Tweet Forward Send The Lunch Read to a Friend! Written and curated by @tommy_stella Copyright © 2018, All Rights Reserved.  Want to change how you receive these emails? You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list