welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So its Monday!!!! Have you noticed?
Well there is an easy way to tell....
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
drinking a beer
Trump's lawyer
awkward moment
somedays
hurricane
my sense of humor
make up brand
sexual harrasment
a tough one to explain
tell us how
you never listen
leaving the house
rare pic
where did her lego??
when you don't vote
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less
costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a
cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and
count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.""Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas,
Mississippi, and Georgia, and possibly-Minnesota!
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JOKES
a really muscular guy with a bad stutter
q and a
watching his mother change the diaper
we have twins
Sadie was divorcing her husband
Two guys were walking down a dirt road
A group of American, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour
High Tech Man
Frequent hand washing in my job
back woods high tech
A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys
I decided to put a rock garden
A Scotsman in Canada
a minister decided that he would visit some members
of his congregation
Officer Efficiency Reports
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny "Bun in the Oven" Reactions
Armed carjackers did not know that this is how their day would end
Tailgater climbs the ladder of success
Warner Bros. Classic Cartoon Characters: Bugs Bunny
Street Racers VS Police Compilation INSANE
Human Robot
Carnival Triumph Cruise Ship Breaks Free
A Very Smart Bird - Thirsty crow comes to humans for help
The Three Stooges 053 So Long Mr. Chumps 1941 Curly, Larry, Moe
Powerful Anti-Tank Aircraft "Atomize" Humvees With 30 mm Canon During Exercise
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
when I'm drunk
bulls and idiots
coffee
kiss the person beside you
condoms
give it to me
erotic and kinky
Rex, no~~~!!!!!
why did my wife cross the road
one of your relatives
they had just baked
cable
10 years ago today
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AND FINALLY
to thrive in life
what kind of person
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