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welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

Do you think they will serve him puddin in jail?



or will they just end up "puddin it to him?"

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

hungry teenagers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0351.html

outside assistance
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0352.html

hunting unicorns
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0353.html
 
short ones
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0354.html

depends
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0355.html

how did you get here
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0356.html

Next time your application for a job is rejected
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0357.html

he said she said
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0358.html

relationship rules
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0359.html

your relationship is over
http://thepostmanscorner.net/joke6/ij0360.html

Mary: Did you know that Linda has become a vegetarian?
Jill: Really?  Wow!
Mary: Yep, and she's become a lesbian, as well.
I guess she doesn't want "meat" of any kind!

This couple was worried about the size of their young son's
penis, so they consulted a doctor. The doctor told them that
the only thing he knew of that would correct this problem was
for them to feed their son wheat toast for breakfast. The next
morning the son came to the breakfast table where he saw a
plate on the table with a huge stack of wheat toast on it. He
asked his mother what the big stack of toast was for. His mother
replied, 'The top two slices are for you and the rest is for your Dad'.

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't
seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring
each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands,
their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex
lives. Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's
no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great,
ever since we got into S&M." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never
would have quessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. "Hey you,
brunette, watch where you're going," yells the midget.
The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a
blonde." The midget replies, "Not from where I'm standing."
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

files for divorce
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0356.html

returning these glasses
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0357.html

and then one day
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0358.html

she said yes
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0359.html

rum
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0360.html

an alcoholic
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0361.html

faster than guys
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0362.html

a pervert
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0363.html

how to be an adult at work
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0364.html

this year for trick or treat
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0365.html

doctor said...bartender said...
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0366.html

what every woman needs
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0367.html

bound to happen eventually
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0368.html

for years he spread fear
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0369.html

a vasectomy
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon7/ts0370.html


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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Hilarious Impressionist Surprises Simon Cowell
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0243.html

There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to a baker
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0244.html

OFF TO THE VET (FULL FILM) - A Simon's Cat Special!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0245.html

Trick or Treat or Die! KEY OF AWESOME
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0246.html

Not So Smart People Did Not So Smart Things
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0247.html

Top 10 Craziest Fights During Live TV Shows
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0248.html

Joe the talking crow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0249.html

8 Massive Waves - eat Small Boats,ships
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0250.html

TOP 5 *FUNNIEST & UNEXPECTED* AUDITIONS EVER that Will Make You LAUGH
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0251.html

9 Most MYSTERIOUS Islands On Earth!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0252.html

When an Inuit Spotted This Polar Bear Struggling for its Life
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0253.html

Animated Short Film "HELGA" Funny & Not so Sexy Animation by Justin Sklar
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0254.html

Late 1890s - A Trip Through Paris, France
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0255.html

Flash Flood Caught on Camera!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0256.html

Tailgater Gets Wrecked by a Ladder
http://thepostmanscorner.net/movie6/bt0257.html






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