welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Today has been a bit of a trying day. She had some
minor out patient surgery. No worries. Everything
went ok and the war department is napping. So quite
frankly, I am surprised I am even doing a page.
I make no apologies for "The Corner" altho this one
is a bit brief, but I am sure you will understand.Gotta
get this mailed out before she wakes up..."What's
that hon? OK...just a minute,...."
C'YALL LATER!!!!
outta here!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
start fishing again
bullshit
ready for school
relieve the pressure
a wierd noise
no facebook today
my wife suggested
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Prepare to be SPELLBOUND by the incredible Marc Spelmann!
California's Skeleton In The Closet: The Salton Sea
Real Life Trick Shots 2
Alcoholic Clown Doesn't Like Kids
The Wind Sure Does Blow.....
A visitor asked a West Texas cowboy, "Do you ever get tornadoes out
here?" The cowboy replied, "Yeah, we had one a while back, but it ran
into a sandstorm outside of town and got ripped to pieces." The wind
blows so hard out in West Texas that at a drive-in theater it once blew
Gene Autry right out of the saddle." A visitor to Amarillo asked a local
rancher, "How do you stand the wind blowing every single day?" The
rancher said, "You just have to get used to it -- learn to lean into it.
In fact, one day last fall the wind stopped blowing all of a sudden, and
all the cattle in the panhandle plumb fell over." It was so windy the
prairie dogs were digging holes 40 feet in the air. During a period of
heavy sandstorms, a rancher visited his banker and applied for a loan.
The banker warned him, "I'll have to come out and inspect the property
first." The rancher replied, "That won't be necessary. Here it comes
now."
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition
doesn't understand two things:
1 - Women, 2 - Fractions?
Jill: I had to break up with my boyfriend... . I caught him lying.
?Mary: Isn't that a bit overboard Jill? At least give him a chance? to explain.
?Jill: Oh no, I caught him lying.....in bed and on top of another? woman.
I had gained considerable weight after quitting smoking and my
internist diagnosed type 2 Diabetes and put me on a rigid diet. I
stuck to the diet carefully and after a couple of months I returned
for a check-up having lost 15 pounds. "I feel great," I said,
"younger and full of pep. Why, when I spoke to your receptionist
sitting there in that low-cut blouse, I felt like going down on her
and eating her here in your office." "That would have been all
right," smiled the doctor, "It's only 85 calories."
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